Tag: Dinner
Fancy Anniversary Dinner Ruined By Posh Family Going There For A Mid-Week Feed — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A couple’s special anniversary dinner ended up tasting a little bitter today as they were joined in the dining room by a dress-synergised…
Inner-City Leftie Calms Down About State Of The World After Family Drags Him To Dinner At Hoggies — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An enlightened progressive urban male has today remembered what it’s like to just not give a fuck and let the good times roll….
Horny And Frugal Couple Commence Foreplay By Doing A Runner On Expensive Restaurant Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT A horny young couple have fornicated at home this evening shortly after doing a runner on an expensive dinner…
Teenager Gets Long-Awaited Reality Check After Learning Special Birthday Dinner IS The Present — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local teenager has got a real taste of reality, and nana’s roast potatoes, by learning that her special birthday dinner IS the…
Idiot Mate’s Childish Hatred Of Coriander Automatically Rules Out 4 Different Cuisines For Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke with a childish palate has made dinner plans unnecessarily difficult this evening, after piping up that his delicate taste buds couldn’t…
Working Single Mum Impressed Scotty Was Able To Do All Those Jobs And Have Time To Cook Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A hard working single mum has today found herself being impressed by former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, after finding out he not only…
Local Bachelorette Tries To Drop The Hint By Whipping Out The Chewy Packet After Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself becoming a little anxious tonight after her date unexpectedly behaved like a perfect gentleman and didn’t attempt…
Clive’s Chef Whips Up His Favourite “Cluck And Suck” Dinner After Court Disappointment — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland billionaire Clive Palmer has a good team around him, he says, after he returned home from Sydney this…
Bloke Ruins Perfectly Nice Dinner With Introverted Girlfriend By Lying To Waiter About Her Birthday — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today proved to his girlfriend that having an extroverted partner can be a massive pain in the ass sometimes,…
Corporate Fat Cat Offers Gracious Nod As Luncheon Waitress Tongs 2nd Dinner Roll Onto Side Plate — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s leading businessmen is praising the work of a hospitality staff today, quite pleased to be given some extra…