Fancy Anniversary Dinner Ruined By Posh Family Going There For A Mid-Week Feed — The Betoota Advocate
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Fancy Anniversary Dinner Ruined By Posh Family Going There For A Mid-Week Feed — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A couple’s special anniversary dinner ended up tasting a little bitter today as they were joined in the dining room by a dress-synergised…

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Inner-City Leftie Calms Down About State Of The World After Family Drags Him To Dinner At Hoggies — The Betoota Advocate
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Inner-City Leftie Calms Down About State Of The World After Family Drags Him To Dinner At Hoggies — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An enlightened progressive urban male has today remembered what it’s like to just not give a fuck and let the good times roll….

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Horny And Frugal Couple Commence Foreplay By Doing A Runner On Expensive Restaurant Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
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Horny And Frugal Couple Commence Foreplay By Doing A Runner On Expensive Restaurant Dinner — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT A horny young couple have fornicated at home this evening shortly after doing a runner on an expensive dinner…

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Teenager Gets Long-Awaited Reality Check After Learning Special Birthday Dinner IS The Present — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local teenager has got a real taste of reality, and nana’s roast potatoes, by learning that her special birthday dinner IS the…

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Idiot Mate’s Childish Hatred Of Coriander Automatically Rules Out 4 Different Cuisines For Dinner — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke with a childish palate has made dinner plans unnecessarily difficult this evening, after piping up that his delicate taste buds couldn’t…

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Working Single Mum Impressed Scotty Was Able To Do All Those Jobs And Have Time To Cook Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
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Working Single Mum Impressed Scotty Was Able To Do All Those Jobs And Have Time To Cook Dinner — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A hard working single mum has today found herself being impressed by former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, after finding out he not only…

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Local Bachelorette Tries To Drop The Hint By Whipping Out The Chewy Packet After Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bachelorette Tries To Drop The Hint By Whipping Out The Chewy Packet After Dinner — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself becoming a little anxious tonight after her date unexpectedly behaved like a perfect gentleman and didn’t attempt…

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Clive's Chef Whips Up His Favourite "Cluck And Suck" Dinner After Court Disappointment — The Betoota Advocate
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Clive’s Chef Whips Up His Favourite “Cluck And Suck” Dinner After Court Disappointment — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland billionaire Clive Palmer has a good team around him, he says, after he returned home from Sydney this…

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Bloke Ruins Perfectly Nice Dinner With Introverted Girlfriend By Lying To Waiter About Her Birthday — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Ruins Perfectly Nice Dinner With Introverted Girlfriend By Lying To Waiter About Her Birthday — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today proved to his girlfriend that having an extroverted partner can be a massive pain in the ass sometimes,…

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Corporate Fat Cat Offers Gracious Nod As Luncheon Waitress Tongs 2nd Dinner Roll Onto Side Plate — The Betoota Advocate
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Corporate Fat Cat Offers Gracious Nod As Luncheon Waitress Tongs 2nd Dinner Roll Onto Side Plate — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s leading businessmen is praising the work of a hospitality staff today, quite pleased to be given some extra…

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