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Recently Dumped Bloke Decides Against Guaranteed Sex And Happy Marriage With Woman Who Smiled At Him On Street — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Recently single fella Ryan Teak (34) has learnt the hard way that the world is really not designed for single people. After being…

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Teenage Son Decides Ice Tray Is, In Fact, Not Empty — The Betoota Advocate
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Teenage Son Decides Ice Tray Is, In Fact, Not Empty — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Progress has been held back today, not in our nation’s capital but in one family’s freezer. In the Handley household in Betoota Heights,…

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Man Who's Avoided The Spicy Cough So Far Decides To Get It Over With And Books Cruise — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Who’s Avoided The Spicy Cough So Far Decides To Get It Over With And Books Cruise — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For Betoota Heights man Dennis Frank, it’s gone on long enough. Somehow, by the grace of God, the 74-year-old…

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