Tag: Day
Mum Serving Up Noodles On Toast Dreams Of Her Kids Getting To See These Submarines One Day — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mum has today taken a moment to confide in The Advocate about some of her hopes and dreams. With her rent…
Local Men’s Rights Activist Psyches Himself Up For A Big Day On The Internet — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the world takes the day to acknowledge the annual March 8th commemoration that International Women’s Day, one local men’s rights activist named…
Bloke Dying For Return Of Contact Sports Spices Up Day With Weird New Chip Flavour — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dribbler has gone a little rogue in the snacks aisle this evening, as he attempts to cure his case…
Andy Griffiths Publishers To Rename First Book In Bum Trilogy To ‘The Day My Bum Acted Out Of Character’ — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As news spreads of Roald Dahl novels having ‘offensive’ language removed to adapt to modern audiences, it appears that beloved Australian children’s author…
Heartbroken Bloke Calling To Cancel Valentines Day Booking Ready To Argue The 50% Cancellation Fee — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota Grove man is preparing to go to war this morning as he looks to recuperate the funds from a…
Teenagers Boycott Australia Day By Earning Time And A Half — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There might be hope for the youth after all as some brave young Betootans have stuck it to the Australia Day public holiday…
Inner West Sydney Man Actually Doing Australia Day — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sydney’s Inner West is an area known for diverse cuisine, craft everything and kooky locals who would like to live in Australia’s centre…
Boxing Day One Day Of Year Where Leftovers Are Premium Cuisine — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite being largely disregarded for the other 364 days a year, Boxing Day is the one day a year where leftovers are premium…
Mum Ferociously Picking Up Wrapping Paper The Second It Hits The Floor Needs To Just Enjoy The Day — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A mum who’s clearly the product of her upbringing has today been urged by her children to relax, after stoutly refusing to do…
Scotty Absolutely Rooted After Putting In A Full 6 Hour Day At The Robodebt Royal Commission — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly booked a two hour massage and king suite at Brisbane’s Calile Hotel this evening, after punching…