Tag: Date
Girlfriend Swoons After Local Romeo Turns Up With A Couple Of Zinger Boxes For Date Night — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local girlfriend is today counting her lucky stars after being reminded about just how lucky she is. Bridget Blicavs from our aspirational…
Fuckboy Murdoch Says ‘Hmm Totally’ As Hinge Date Starts Waffling On About Intersectional Feminism — The Betoota Advocate
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact One of the prototypical characteristics of the fuckboy is to lie, cheat and steal your way into the physical and emotional breast of…
Wonders of Facebook Keeps City Bloke Up To Date With Latest Multi Layered Marketing Scheme Thriving Back In Hometown — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Brisbane resident is once again praising the services of Facebook this morning, after providing him with breaking news from his hometown….
Game Of ‘Are They On A First Date Or A Couple’ Quickly Evolves Into Brutal Character Assessments — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though it can be harder and harder to align schedules as you bridge from early to late twenties, Betoota Heights besties, Laura Mescal…
Local Girl Who Can’t Be Assed Shaving Her Legs Fends Off Potentially Boring Date By Playing The Gastro Card — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is glad to have won back her Friday night after skillfully playing the oldest trick in the book….
Free Spirited Single Friend Has A ‘Blind Date’ Like It’s The Bloody Nineties — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In what may just be her kookiest venture yet, Betootan Odette Brown (29) is going on a ‘blind date’ like it’s the bloody…
Greens Declare New Candidates Must Only Date People Who Ride Environmentally Friendly E-Scooters — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After the party faced backlash over revelations that their deputy leader previously dated someone who willingly chose to ride a fossil fuel guzzling…
Clueless Bloke Suggesting Hiking As A First Date Obviously Has Never Watched A True Crime Doco — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A clueless bloke has today fucked up by innocently suggesting hiking as a first date activity, which is not only a rather streneous…
Bloke Who Fibbed To Date About Mutual Love For Harry Potter Watches Quick Recap on YouTube — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is conducting a crash course in Hogwarts history this evening, as he attempts to keep conversation flowing on…
Bloke On Date Three Discreetly Ducks Into Servo After Making Poor Judgement Call With Garlic Heavy Dish — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s found himself on pivotal date number three has unfortunately made a poor judgemental call with his meal choice, which now…