Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn — The Betoota Advocate
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Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A suburban father of two is today considering his living arrangements, after a controversial incident last night. Brett Russell says he considered getting…

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Government Reveals Dad Will Be Banned From Eating Chickpeas Under New Methane Reduction Policy — The Betoota Advocate
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Government Reveals Dad Will Be Banned From Eating Chickpeas Under New Methane Reduction Policy — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Antony Albanese has today revealed an eyebrow-raising feature of a potential new policy. The PM has confirmed he is interested in…

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Dad Going After His Rose Bushes Like They Owe Him Money — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad Going After His Rose Bushes Like They Owe Him Money — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights father of four really put his back into yesterday afternoon, it can be confirmed. Returning home from work just before…

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Regional Dad Quietly Seething About How Succulent His Daughter’s Plant Based Burger’s Are — The Betoota Advocate
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Regional Dad Quietly Seething About How Succulent His Daughter’s Plant Based Burger’s Are — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A regional dad has today tried a Future Burger meatless patty, though it did admittedly take a bit of convincing from his daughter….

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Dad Reveals This Energy Crisis Is Caused By You Idiots Leaving Empty Powerpoint Switches On — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad Reveals This Energy Crisis Is Caused By You Idiots Leaving Empty Powerpoint Switches On — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights father of three has today revealed one of the major causes of this current energy crisis. While he does admit…

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Ambient Van Morrison Suggests Mum & Dad Are About To Get Blackout Drunk On The Back Verandah With Pete & Julie From Down The Street
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Ambient Van Morrison Suggests Mum & Dad Are About To Get Blackout Drunk On The Back Verandah With Pete & Julie From Down The Street

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Protestant croons of Van Morrison filled the living room and alfresco dining area of a Betoota Heights McMansion yesterday even as someone’s…

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Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia's Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia’s Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights dad, Kevvy Blackrock (56, signwriter), has today solved one of the most pertinent hurdles facing Australian living standards. After a fortnight…

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