Tag: Dad
Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A suburban father of two is today considering his living arrangements, after a controversial incident last night. Brett Russell says he considered getting…
Government Reveals Dad Will Be Banned From Eating Chickpeas Under New Methane Reduction Policy — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Antony Albanese has today revealed an eyebrow-raising feature of a potential new policy. The PM has confirmed he is interested in…
Dad Going After His Rose Bushes Like They Owe Him Money — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights father of four really put his back into yesterday afternoon, it can be confirmed. Returning home from work just before…
Regional Dad Quietly Seething About How Succulent His Daughter’s Plant Based Burger’s Are — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A regional dad has today tried a Future Burger meatless patty, though it did admittedly take a bit of convincing from his daughter….
Dad Reveals This Energy Crisis Is Caused By You Idiots Leaving Empty Powerpoint Switches On — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights father of three has today revealed one of the major causes of this current energy crisis. While he does admit…
Ambient Van Morrison Suggests Mum & Dad Are About To Get Blackout Drunk On The Back Verandah With Pete & Julie From Down The Street
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Protestant croons of Van Morrison filled the living room and alfresco dining area of a Betoota Heights McMansion yesterday even as someone’s…
Local Dad Says The Only Way To Fix Australia’s Gas Shortage Is To Pull His Finger Ha Ha — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights dad, Kevvy Blackrock (56, signwriter), has today solved one of the most pertinent hurdles facing Australian living standards. After a fortnight…
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