Dad Just Quietly Gets Up And Leaves The Room After Being Told Daughter's Dog Has Anxiety — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad Just Quietly Gets Up And Leaves The Room After Being Told Daughter’s Dog Has Anxiety — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three named Graham Ozil has today asked The Advocate to put a fork in him. The request comes after…

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Dad Becomes Thermal Engineer When It's Time To Load The Esky — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad Becomes Thermal Engineer When It’s Time To Load The Esky — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local dad Frankman Splainer has called his kids over for an impromptu TEDx Talk after his wife asked him to prepare the esky…

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Dad Suspicious After Daughter's New Boyfriend Turns Up With Fruity Beer He's Never Heard Of — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad Suspicious After Daughter’s New Boyfriend Turns Up With Fruity Beer He’s Never Heard Of — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A household in Betoota Heights has been the scene of a tense standoff today, as the festive season serves up yet another interesting…

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Local Dad Revolutionises 21st Speeches By Sincerely Complimenting His Son — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Revolutionises 21st Speeches By Sincerely Complimenting His Son — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Folks gathered round to witness the wonder that was at a 21st birthday party this weekend. Uni student Lincoln Halloway (21) turned 21…

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Local Dad Finds Solace In A Few Bits Of Acoustic Standing Ham In The Kitchen — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Finds Solace In A Few Bits Of Acoustic Standing Ham In The Kitchen — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A yet another screaming gaggle of in-laws arrive at his rented beach house, a local father retreated into the…

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Advice Column | Becoming Your Own Man Through The Bank Of Mum And Dad — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | Becoming Your Own Man Through The Bank Of Mum And Dad — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I don’t usually identify as an early adopter of new things. Yet I know I was way ahead of…

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Dad Content With Putting Entire Email In The Subject Line  — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad Content With Putting Entire Email In The Subject Line  — The Betoota Advocate

TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Local dad and recent pensioner Tony Hewitt has given a massive ‘F you’ to the societal constraints of email etiquette today after he…

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Big Bowl Of Chips Only Thing That Makes Sense To Dad These Days — The Betoota Advocate
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Big Bowl Of Chips Only Thing That Makes Sense To Dad These Days — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT According to local dad Barry McBean (62), he only looked away for a few seconds when the whole world changed around him. “Phones,…

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Local Dad Gives Lesbian Couple 'The Nod' For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Gives Lesbian Couple ‘The Nod’ For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A silent kinship has been sort of shared in Betoota Heights today as a local dad gave a lesbian couple ‘the nod’ for…

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Dad Still Regretting Not Saying G'day To King Wally At Milton Traffic Lights In 1997 — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad Still Regretting Not Saying G’day To King Wally At Milton Traffic Lights In 1997 — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dad says there’s not many things he regrets in this lifetime. Not many at all. Heath Goddard says he really wishes…

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