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Cost Of Living Forces Millenial To Cut Down On Decadent Luxuries Such As Household Utilities and Healthcare — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota Millennial has been forced to be their own treasurer as they continue to feel the pinch of the ‘cost of living…
“Track!” Yells Old Ass Man When The Chillis Break Into Deep Cut From Their 1991 Album Blood Sugar Sex Magik — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite young lefties having a sook that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (who are playing the Russ Hinze Bowl…
Man Wonders If Cruel Simulation We All Live In Is Broken As Labor Refuses To Increase Welfare Payments And Gives Tax Cut To High-Income Earners Who Don’t Really Need Or Even Want Them Right Now Just Days After Shaq Helped Promote Voice To Parliament Campaign
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is wondering what is going on right now because he’s struggling to make sense of…
Side Hustle Scotty Rejects Role Of Women’s Minister Saying Extra Pressure Isn’t Worth 25% Pay Cut — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has somehow been able to put a dingleberry garnish on a shit sandwich this morning, after admitting he’d…
Katter Says He Is Willing To Back An Indigenous Voice To Parliament But It Would Make More Sense To Have A Black Upper House And A Black Lower House That Operates Within The Current Federal System, We Should Let The Murris And The Torres Strait Islanders Effectively Run A Black Senate Just To Double Check Everything The Southern Mob Puts Forward, Because If I’m Honest, And My Opinions Might Be Heavily Influenced By Rugby League, But Nevertheless, There’s Something To Be Said About The Solutions-Based Approach We See In Queensland Politics, Black And White, And Yes, I’m Well Aware That Our First Nations Brother-Cousins Don’t Necessarily Acknowledge State Borders, And Neither Do I, Really, As Far As I’m Concerned Anywhere South Of Bundaberg Is A Suburb Of Sydney, And The Only Border I’m Ready To Acknowledge Is The Brisbane Line, Which Was By Far The Most Cowardly Defence Proposal In The History Of Modern Military Strategy, Formulated By Those Bastards In Canberra During World War II To Concede The Northern Portion Of The Australian Continent To The Japanese So They Could Prioritise The Blue-Blooded Farming Plains Of New South Wales And Those Victorian One-Horse Brothel Towns That Ran Out Of Gold When Ned Kelly Was In Nappies, I’m Not Here Trying To Complicate Things, But It’s Worth Remembering That They Blew Up Our Inland Bridges And Major Ports And Left Us For Dead In The Face Of An Aggressive Foreign Army Chockablock With Soldiers Willing To Literally Fly Their Fighter Planes Into Defence Targets For Love Of Empire, It Makes Me Sick To Think About That Disgraceful Chapter In Our Country’s History, And This Complacency, Which Borders On Treason, Has Not Been Forgotten, Queenslanders, Black And White, Harbour A Deep Distrust For The Southern Elite To This Very Day, Mind You, The Ngarrindjeri Mob Down There On The Lower Murray River, I Don’t Mind The Cut Of Their Jib, I Spose Maybe We Can Have Them Operating Some Sort Of A Black Cross Bench, Like The Black Teals, Or The Black Katters, That’s Not A Bad Idea At All, I Mean, Really, What I’m Putting Forward Here, It’s Quite Simple When You Think About It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s has put the proposed referendum on constitutional recognition of Indigenous people front and centre over the weekend, during his…