Tag: Cup
Gender Pay Gap Defeated After Bulk Order Of Office Cup Cakes — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from our very own town of Betoota, the Gender Pay Gap has finally been defeated. That’s right, the issue…
Eddie Jones Reveals The Three NRL Stars He Plans To Poach For Upcoming Rugby World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new Wallabies coach is beginning his tenure with a bang, it can be confirmed today. Returning as the coach of the Australian…
Wallabies Now Dreaming Of Inspiring Victory Over European Giants Portugal At Upcoming World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wallabies fans have received a significant shot in the arm today, with news that there’s a new coach in town! Rugby Australia’s Marketing…
Old Tin Cup Holds A Lot More Milkshake Than You Can Prepare For — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like a milky King Midas being punished for his own greed, local Betootan Ravi Coulson (30) is battling with a hit of lactose…
Team That Just Beat Australia In Round Of 16, Wins World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that comes as no surprise to actual fans of the World Game, Argentina has won the 2022 FIFA World Cup….
South Australia Declares Day Of Mourning After Germany Gets Knocked Out Of World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state of South Australia has today declared a statewide day of mourning, after Germany was unceremoniously bundled out of the World Cup….
Les Murray Beams Down With Pride From The SBS World Cup Couch In The Sky — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a big day upstairs for the Godfather of Australian football. Les Murray, (born László Ürge) reportedly woke up after the stroke…
World Cup Cameraman Manages To Go 10 Minutes Without Finding A Smokeshow In The Crowd — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An essential cog in the World Cup machine has been showered with praise today, after managing to pull off a spectacular achievement. The…
Crafty Movember Play Enables Socceroos To Boost World Cup Hopes With Late Arrival Of Star Recruit — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Socceroos hopes at the 2022 FIFA World Cup have been given an added boost this morning, after the late arrival…
Elite Private School Mate On Tour Manages To Find Some Half-Decent Bags At The World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent graduate of the town’s leafiest school for boys’ school announced to his fellow travellers that he’s managed…