Tag: Crypto
David Koch Retires To Spend More Time On His Internet Crypto Currency Scams — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Popular morning television host David Koch has today confirmed that he will be standing down as the host of Sunrise. The long time…
2017 Crypto Guy Now A 2023 A.I Guy — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 30-something has today re-emerged from an extended social media sabbatical with a completely new way to sound smart while also avoiding…
Advice Column | Crypto Bro Sadness Is Real And No One Is Talking About It — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As one of Australia’s leading financial experts and crypto enthusiasts, I have my finger on the digital pulse of…
Australia’s Labour Shortage Suddenly Resolved As Busted Crypto Bros Return To The Workforce — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The post-pandemic neoliberal mantra of ‘nobody wants to work anymore’ has finally been put to bed this week, as the Australian workforce experiences…
Exciting Crypto Ad Must Have Been Made A Long Time Ago — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Advocate recently received email correspondence linking us to an exciting new crypto commercial. In the commercial, upbeat and lifting music follows a…
Crypto Boys Downgrade Car Forecast From Lambo To A 1992 Mazda 121 With No Clear Coat — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two local investors have released their forecast for the next financial year today, downgrading their car dreams from a…