Climate Crisis To End Housing Crisis With New Beach Front Properties In Ipswich — The Betoota Advocate
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Climate Crisis To End Housing Crisis With New Beach Front Properties In Ipswich — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Those who say two wrongs don’t make a right might have to think again. In recent years, young Australians have found themselves facing…

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Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him — The Betoota Advocate
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Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The new government has today dispelled any concerns about how rusty they are, by assuring the nation that they are on top of…

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Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture — The Betoota Advocate
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Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In response to what the Australian media are calling the cost of living crisis, supermarkets have stepped up and begun padlocking their dumpsters…

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Ambulances To Be Kitted Out With Surgical Equipment As A Solution To Nation's Ramping Crisis — The Betoota Advocate
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Ambulances To Be Kitted Out With Surgical Equipment As A Solution To Nation’s Ramping Crisis — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Experts have today devised an incredible solution to one of the nation’s most pressing health issues. Those with an understanding of the commercial…

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The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show — The Betoota Advocate
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The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Network Ten’s most valuable cash pigs is officially in crisis after a recent survey suggested that a…

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Nations Dads Celebrate As Salad Crisis Inspires Return Of A Weekly Family Potato Bake — The Betoota Advocate
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Nations Dads Celebrate As Salad Crisis Inspires Return Of A Weekly Family Potato Bake — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Dad’s around the nation are rejoicing this week, as the fresh food crisis inspires the return of a family favourite. After…

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NSW Solves Strike Crisis By Listing Transport, Health And Education Portfolios On Gumtree — The Betoota Advocate
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NSW Solves Strike Crisis By Listing Transport, Health And Education Portfolios On Gumtree — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Leaders of the state of Newcastle, Sydney, and Wollongong (NSW) have today revealed an exciting plan to solve the problems they’ve been having…

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Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate
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Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million homes sitting vacant. Data from the Australian…

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Protestors Tackle Climate Change By Forcing Blue Collar Workers To Miss Shifts In The Middle Of A Cost-Of-Living Crisis — The Betoota Advocate
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Protestors Tackle Climate Change By Forcing Blue Collar Workers To Miss Shifts In The Middle Of A Cost-Of-Living Crisis — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Millions of more people are now 100% on board with tackling climate change, after being encouraged to join the environmentalist movement after finding…

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Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today — The Betoota Advocate
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Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises to increase the minimum wage, sign Australian…

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