Local Man Solves Rental Crisis By Taking Out All These Little Bastards With A Bolt Cutter — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Solves Rental Crisis By Taking Out All These Little Bastards With A Bolt Cutter — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has this month single-handedly solved the rental crisis in his city, by spending his nights perusing the streets looking for…

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Recession Time! Society Based On Capitalism Continues Its Perpetual State Of Crisis — The Betoota Advocate
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Recession Time! Society Based On Capitalism Continues Its Perpetual State Of Crisis — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The World Bank, the US Federal Reserve and pretty much everyone else is about 95% sure we’re going to enter terrifying global recession. …

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Nan Reveals She's Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate
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Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era where inflation has somehow become a competitive sport, some Australians are well prepared for the Cost of Living Crisis aka…

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R U OK Cupcakes In Break Room Solves Mental Health Crisis Amongst Staff On 14 Hour Days In Toxic Workplace — The Betoota Advocate
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R U OK Cupcakes In Break Room Solves Mental Health Crisis Amongst Staff On 14 Hour Days In Toxic Workplace — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local law firm has today gone above and beyond to show just how much they appreciate their employees, by placing a few…

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Climate Crisis To End Housing Crisis With New Beach Front Properties In Ipswich — The Betoota Advocate
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Climate Crisis To End Housing Crisis With New Beach Front Properties In Ipswich — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Those who say two wrongs don’t make a right might have to think again. In recent years, young Australians have found themselves facing…

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Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him — The Betoota Advocate
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Treasurer Chalmers Tackles Impending Gas Crisis By Begging Energy Companies To Do His Job For Him — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The new government has today dispelled any concerns about how rusty they are, by assuring the nation that they are on top of…

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Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture — The Betoota Advocate
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Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Supermarkets To Padlock Dumpster To Maintain Food Waste Culture — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In response to what the Australian media are calling the cost of living crisis, supermarkets have stepped up and begun padlocking their dumpsters…

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Ambulances To Be Kitted Out With Surgical Equipment As A Solution To Nation's Ramping Crisis — The Betoota Advocate
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Ambulances To Be Kitted Out With Surgical Equipment As A Solution To Nation’s Ramping Crisis — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Experts have today devised an incredible solution to one of the nation’s most pressing health issues. Those with an understanding of the commercial…

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The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show — The Betoota Advocate
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The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Network Ten’s most valuable cash pigs is officially in crisis after a recent survey suggested that a…

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Nations Dads Celebrate As Salad Crisis Inspires Return Of A Weekly Family Potato Bake — The Betoota Advocate
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Nations Dads Celebrate As Salad Crisis Inspires Return Of A Weekly Family Potato Bake — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Dad’s around the nation are rejoicing this week, as the fresh food crisis inspires the return of a family favourite. After…

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