Tag: Cricket
Albo’s India Trip Pays Off After Modi Agrees To Stronger Economic Ties And Better Cricket Pitches — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There have been positive developments for the strategic interests of Australia after Albo’s recent trip to the subcontinent, it has been said. The…
“These Indians Are Shameless Cheats!” Says Cricket Casual That Reckons No Home Team Has Ever Doctored A Pitch — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A token office pom that often blows into conversations with yet another gripe about Australia has chimed in predictably…
Recently Dumped Bloke Finally Appreciates Cricket This Summer — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A silver lining has shone brightly today as newly single Darren Wood (29) is finally really giving cricket a go this summer. Previously,…
Nation’s Lawns In Crisis As Summer Of Cricket Kicks Off — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Australian Lawn Council has issued a red alert this morning, as the nation comes to grips with a long grass…
Bloke Who Doesn’t Like Cricket Struggles To Steer Pub Conversation To Something Interesting — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT If friends were to describe their mate Blake Renshaw, they’d all say he was a pretty normal Aussie bloke. However Blake…
Australian Cricket Team Urged To Consider Backyard Rule Requiring Batsmen To Retire At 50 — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Cricket Australia has today been hit with a radical new proposal, just days into the Test summer. With the Australian Cricket team currently…
MC At Suburban Cricket Fundraiser Sensationally Lands Edgy Joke About Club Captain’s ‘Middle Stump’ — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was on for young and old last night at the inaugural Betoota Dugongs sportsman’s fundraiser dinner, as our town’s finest grade cricketers…
“Packer Was A Genius Inventing World Series Cricket” Says Old Bastard That Reckons Greg Norman Is Ruining Golf — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s elders has spoken this morning so we as a community must listen, according to the…
Old School Teacher Forces Student To Finish 25 Vapes In Front Of Him After Getting Caught Down At The Cricket Nets — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A year 7 student at Betoota Ponds Sports High has been treated for mild nicotine poisoning this morning, following an fateful encounter with…