Primary Schooler Who Thought They’d Smashed It With Graffiti Scrapbook Cover Thwarted By Kid With Holographics — The Betoota Advocate
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Primary Schooler Who Thought They’d Smashed It With Graffiti Scrapbook Cover Thwarted By Kid With Holographics — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A year five student has today had their ego knocked down a couple of pegs, after they’d wrongly assumed they had the best…

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Acoustic Mariah Carey Cover Just Wasting Everybody's Time  — The Betoota Advocate
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Acoustic Mariah Carey Cover Just Wasting Everybody’s Time  — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A record number of everyone’s time was wasted today as local musician Gavin Bowles (30) attempted an acoustic cover of a Mariah Carey…

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Medibank To Cover Costs Of Changing ID Documents With Gap Payment And 12-Month Waiting Period — The Betoota Advocate
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Medibank To Cover Costs Of Changing ID Documents With Gap Payment And 12-Month Waiting Period — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Medibank Private has agreed to help clean the bed they shit in this week, telling their customers that had…

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Teal Voters' War Against Plastic On Hold For Halloween As They Cover Their Gorgeous Inner-City Terrace In Halloween Rubbish — The Betoota Advocate
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Teal Voters’ War Against Plastic On Hold For Halloween As They Cover Their Gorgeous Inner-City Terrace In Halloween Rubbish — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Most homes in the heavily-gentrified French Quarter are decked out top to bottom in plastic Halloween rubbish today as…

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QLD Government Cover South Bank With Cotton Farms To Prevent Further Flooding In 3rd La Nina — The Betoota Advocate
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QLD Government Cover South Bank With Cotton Farms To Prevent Further Flooding In 3rd La Nina — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Both the Queensland Government and Brisbane City Council are preparing for the 3rd La Ninã weather system, which is expected to cause widespread…

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Up And Coming Acoustic Band Showcases Musical Range With OutKast Cover — The Betoota Advocate
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Up And Coming Acoustic Band Showcases Musical Range With OutKast Cover — The Betoota Advocate

TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact The latest contestants to be spat out of The Royal Hotel’s annual Local Voice competition have today announced that they’re…

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Norman Gunston Called Out Of Retirement To Cover New Scandal Involving Governor General And PM — The Betoota Advocate
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Norman Gunston Called Out Of Retirement To Cover New Scandal Involving Governor General And PM — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Political diehards are foaming at the mouth today after revelations a famous figure could be coming out of retirement. Norman Gunston, one of…

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Local Bloke’s Massage Ruined After Pan-Flute Cover Of Adele Reminds Him Of High School Breakup — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke’s Massage Ruined After Pan-Flute Cover Of Adele Reminds Him Of High School Breakup — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bloke’s attempt at self-care has been ruined this week, thanks to a playlist that reminded him of his toughest…

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Crowds At Origin Opener To Pass Round Collection Plates To Cover Player Fines For Closed Fists — The Betoota Advocate
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Crowds At Origin Opener To Pass Round Collection Plates To Cover Player Fines For Closed Fists — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you were not aware already, the biff is back. This comes after the NRL changes their rules surrounding the penalty for…

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Rapidly Ageing Millennial Reckons The Placebo Cover Of Running Up That Hill Was Better — The Betoota Advocate
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Rapidly Ageing Millennial Reckons The Placebo Cover Of Running Up That Hill Was Better — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local millennial has today dropped quite the controversial statement, by insisting the Placebo cover of ‘Running Up That Hill’ is better than…

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