Young Born-Again Couple Torn Between Baby Photography Or Opening A Juice Bar — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Born-Again Couple Torn Between Baby Photography Or Opening A Juice Bar — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A couple of young Jesus lovers have recently tied the knot and are now weighing up which of the pre approved two career…

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Couple Celebrate Finally Having Some Housing Security By Posing With The 'Just Leased' Sign — The Betoota Advocate
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Couple Celebrate Finally Having Some Housing Security By Posing With The ‘Just Leased’ Sign — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite local rents being at an all-time high and leasing agents replacing bankers as the first ones against the…

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Tall Couple To Produce Super Babies That Will Conquer Us All — The Betoota Advocate
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Tall Couple To Produce Super Babies That Will Conquer Us All — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Start digging your damn graves because two tall people have gotten together and are possibly planning world domination of some kind. As a…

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Horny And Frugal Couple Commence Foreplay By Doing A Runner On Expensive Restaurant Dinner — The Betoota Advocate
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Horny And Frugal Couple Commence Foreplay By Doing A Runner On Expensive Restaurant Dinner — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT A horny young couple have fornicated at home this evening shortly after doing a runner on an expensive dinner…

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Local Dad Gives Lesbian Couple 'The Nod' For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Dad Gives Lesbian Couple ‘The Nod’ For Some Reason — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A silent kinship has been sort of shared in Betoota Heights today as a local dad gave a lesbian couple ‘the nod’ for…

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Small Town Pregnancy Rumour All But Confirmed As Local Couple List Suzuki Swift On Marketplace — The Betoota Advocate
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Small Town Pregnancy Rumour All But Confirmed As Local Couple List Suzuki Swift On Marketplace — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Texts are flying across Betoota’s 3G network this evening after a post on Facebook Marketplace ignites some local gossip. At 8:32pm…

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Mosman Cops Reveal They Had The Biggest Boners Over Possibility Of Shooting A Couple Lions  — The Betoota Advocate
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Mosman Cops Reveal They Had The Biggest Boners Over Possibility Of Shooting A Couple Lions  — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Cops in the sleepy Lower North Shore of Sydney have today revealed that they woke up with the biggest morning wood ever. A…

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Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
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Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…

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Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
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Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Angie and Peter ‘Pistol’ Reyes don’t get out much nowadays. With three kids under 6 at home, and the shrinking window of home…

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City Couple Horrified To Learn Regional Inbreds Buy Indoor Plants Without Woven Hanging Baskets As Well — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A pair of snobby Sydneysiders have been left mortified this morning, as they experience their first market that isn’t Harris Farm.After…

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