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Exhausted And Confused Paul Murray Calls Rupert Murdoch To Clarify That The Manly Footballers Are Brave Heroes For Boycotting The Pride Jersey But The Netballers Are Entitled Brats For Boycotting The Gina Rinehart Dress
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After catastrophically misreading the national sentiment heading into the 2022 Federal Election, Australia’s saturating conservative media appears to be completely without purpose. With…
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Confused Scotty Loses Track Of Jobs And Shows Up To Host The Project — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that a broken clock is right twice a day but a busted former PM never is, a confused Scott Morrison has lost…
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Man Left Confused After Qantas Issues A Boarding Pass That Just Says “Today Maybe” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact A nice young man from our town’s French Quarter arrived at the Betoota Remienko Memorial Aerotropolis this morning ready for…
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Confused Jakartan Hairdresser Shrugs Before Giving Australian Tourist A Set Of Corn Rows — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A downtown Jakartan hairdresser has been thrown a curveball today after a random Australian tourist rolled into his store. Owner of a hairdressing…