Heaven Ambassador Jesus Christ Confirms It's Ark Szn — The Betoota Advocate
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Heaven Ambassador Jesus Christ Confirms It’s Ark Szn — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Heaven’s Ambassador to Earth, Jesus Christ, has confirmed to The Advocate today that it is indeed “Ark Szn” and…

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Local Hogs Breath Manager Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Hogs Breath Manager Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds Hogs Breath cafe owner has today added his two cents to the James Corden drama, by stating that ‘that mouthy…

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Hogs Breath Cafe Owner Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either — The Betoota Advocate
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Hogs Breath Cafe Owner Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds Hogs Breath cafe owner has today added his two cents to the James Corden drama, by stating that ‘that mouthy…

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Day 5 Of Rolling Australian News Coverage Confirms That The Queen's Situation Has Not Improved — The Betoota Advocate
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Day 5 Of Rolling Australian News Coverage Confirms That The Queen’s Situation Has Not Improved — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s media are this week well and truly playing the role of a loyal backwater British colony, as almost zero local news manages…

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Side Hustle Scotty Confirms He's Taking Oscar Piastri’s Contract With Alpine For Next F1 Season — The Betoota Advocate
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Side Hustle Scotty Confirms He’s Taking Oscar Piastri’s Contract With Alpine For Next F1 Season — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some very unwelcome news for Formula 1 fans, it can be revealed that the Alpine contract disaster has now been sorted out…

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National Party Confirms Commitment To Rural Australia By Destroying Another Liberal Government — The Betoota Advocate
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National Party Confirms Commitment To Rural Australia By Destroying Another Liberal Government — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Party is once again proving themselves to be the saviours of rural Australia, by destroying yet another Coalition Government from the…

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Local Old Fella Confirms Ansett Would've Never Treated People Like This — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Old Fella Confirms Ansett Would’ve Never Treated People Like This — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father has confirmed today that former giant of the sky Ansett Australia would’ve never treated people…

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