Tag: Confirms
Bank Confirms Closure Of Its Regional Branches Due To Country Folks Being Super Poor And Weird — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Tanbarrar may be a quaint regional village set amongst gorgeous desert landscapes but its residents are finding it difficult…
Baker Confirms Gluten Free Bread Always Has Holes In It Because That’s Where The Gluten Used To Be — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though local woman Gwen Bennett [34] had expected the odd few wrinkles there have been a few parts of her thirties that have…
God Confirms Short-Term Rentals Are A Pox On Society He Sent To Show Us What Real Greed Looks Like — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact God has released a statement this morning that outlined what many here on this spinning hellrock have long suspected….
Local Farmer Confirms Watching Useless Old Pommy Fuckwit Try Farming Is The Height Of Comedy — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local farmer spent yesterday evening watching the first couple episode of Clarkson’s Farm after being told he’d like…
Cooked Mate Wearing Pair Of Speed Dealers Confirms Fred Again Song Is A Tune — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In more breaking news from the hottest house party in Betoota this afternoon, a bloke who loves to sesh has confirmed…
Christmas Cracker Joke Writers Have Done It Again Confirms 8yo Nephew — The Betoota Advocate
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Christmas cracker jokes are just as good this year as they have been in previous years, according to 8yo Bey Blade champion and…
‘Fuckin Over This Shit’ Confirms Angsty Cousin In Explosive Facebook Post — The Betoota Advocate
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT That emo cousin that you only see, and try to avoid, at the family Christmas party is “fuckin over this shit” according to…
Heaven Ambassador Jesus Christ Confirms It’s Ark Szn — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Heaven’s Ambassador to Earth, Jesus Christ, has confirmed to The Advocate today that it is indeed “Ark Szn” and…
Local Hogs Breath Manager Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds Hogs Breath cafe owner has today added his two cents to the James Corden drama, by stating that ‘that mouthy…
Hogs Breath Cafe Owner Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds Hogs Breath cafe owner has today added his two cents to the James Corden drama, by stating that ‘that mouthy…