Comm Bank Confirm Their Record $5.1 Billion Profit Is A Necessary Part Of Curbing Inflation — The Betoota Advocate
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Comm Bank Confirm Their Record $5.1 Billion Profit Is A Necessary Part Of Curbing Inflation — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Commonwealth Bank of Australia has today confirmed that everything is working the way it should be. After months and months of rate…

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Researchers Confirm England Is The International Football Equivalent Of The Parramatta Eels — The Betoota Advocate
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Researchers Confirm England Is The International Football Equivalent Of The Parramatta Eels — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A damning scientific report has been released today, and it makes for bad reading for two of the world’s most notable fan bases….

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Important Western Countries Confirm Their Cultural Beliefs Are More Important Than Qatar’s — The Betoota Advocate
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Important Western Countries Confirm Their Cultural Beliefs Are More Important Than Qatar’s — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact It has come to light that Qatar, the conservative Middle Eastern host country of the 2022 FIFA World Cup, is a complete piece…

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NRL Confirm Taylan May Will Cop 2 Week Suspension When He Finishes His Career In England In 2032 — The Betoota Advocate
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NRL Confirm Taylan May Will Cop 2 Week Suspension When He Finishes His Career In England In 2032 — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Penrith Panthers winger Taylan May will be free to play in his first finals series, after the NRL opted to hold back a…

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Scientists Confirm 48 Hours Of Rampant Hedonism Can Be Offset By A Fancy Monday Morning Juice — The Betoota Advocate
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Scientists Confirm 48 Hours Of Rampant Hedonism Can Be Offset By A Fancy Monday Morning Juice — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota University School of Science has released some interesting research today, confirming that an expensive takeaway juice on a Monday morning can have…

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Scientists Confirm That Dreadlocks Start Forming Instantly After Your First Bump Of Ketamine — The Betoota Advocate

BEAU RIVERS | Local News | Contact Australian scientists at the CSIRO today released a groundbreaking study, believed to be the definitive link between dreadlocked human hair and the…

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Local Couple Confirm Stability Of Relationship With Photos Of Saturday Morning Indoor Rock Climbing Session — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Couple Confirm Stability Of Relationship With Photos Of Saturday Morning Indoor Rock Climbing Session — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As chaotic singles around the country wake up with a sore head or an unfortunate one night stand, one local couple…

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