Tag: Confirm
Comm Bank Confirm Their Record $5.1 Billion Profit Is A Necessary Part Of Curbing Inflation — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Commonwealth Bank of Australia has today confirmed that everything is working the way it should be. After months and months of rate…
Researchers Confirm England Is The International Football Equivalent Of The Parramatta Eels — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A damning scientific report has been released today, and it makes for bad reading for two of the world’s most notable fan bases….
Important Western Countries Confirm Their Cultural Beliefs Are More Important Than Qatar’s — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact It has come to light that Qatar, the conservative Middle Eastern host country of the 2022 FIFA World Cup, is a complete piece…
NRL Confirm Taylan May Will Cop 2 Week Suspension When He Finishes His Career In England In 2032 — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Penrith Panthers winger Taylan May will be free to play in his first finals series, after the NRL opted to hold back a…
Scientists Confirm 48 Hours Of Rampant Hedonism Can Be Offset By A Fancy Monday Morning Juice — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota University School of Science has released some interesting research today, confirming that an expensive takeaway juice on a Monday morning can have…
Scientists Confirm That Dreadlocks Start Forming Instantly After Your First Bump Of Ketamine — The Betoota Advocate
BEAU RIVERS | Local News | Contact Australian scientists at the CSIRO today released a groundbreaking study, believed to be the definitive link between dreadlocked human hair and the…
Local Couple Confirm Stability Of Relationship With Photos Of Saturday Morning Indoor Rock Climbing Session — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As chaotic singles around the country wake up with a sore head or an unfortunate one night stand, one local couple…