The World You Know Vanishes As Dad Orders Coffee With Oat Milk — The Betoota Advocate
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The World You Know Vanishes As Dad Orders Coffee With Oat Milk — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a stunning display of culinary experimentation, local father Dave Johnson (60) has shocked his family and friends by ordering a coffee with…

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Local Man Channels His Inner Barry Gibb After Blasting Pinky Toe On The Fucking Coffee Table — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Channels His Inner Barry Gibb After Blasting Pinky Toe On The Fucking Coffee Table — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A crisp G♯5 tone could be heard across Rivendell Street in Betoota Heights this morning prompting some locals to…

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Spicy Coffee & 23 Other Food Trends For 2023 — The Betoota Advocate
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Spicy Coffee & 23 Other Food Trends For 2023 — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Ask a celebrity chef and they’ll tell you there are no ‘food trends’ only culinary traditions that occasionally go in and out of…

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Mid-Flight Coffee Costs More Than Qantas Paid In Tax This Year — The Betoota Advocate
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Mid-Flight Coffee Costs More Than Qantas Paid In Tax This Year — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betootan Keira Gould is sipping a coffee at 30,000 feet, knowing that she has sort of done her bit by paying for a…

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Success! Interaction With Old Friend Doesn't Result In Insincere Coffee Catch Up Plans — The Betoota Advocate
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Success! Interaction With Old Friend Doesn’t Result In Insincere Coffee Catch Up Plans — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An absolute win for the people took place in the Betoota CBD today as two old university friends bumped into each other and…

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Student's Mouth Begs For Some Chewy After Punishing Morning Of Coffee, Energy Drink And Snacks — The Betoota Advocate
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Student’s Mouth Begs For Some Chewy After Punishing Morning Of Coffee, Energy Drink And Snacks — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter mouth has today let off a distress signal. The SOS was sounded by the oval shaped eating, drinking and breathing…

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“Coffee is Getting So Expensive,” Says Local Girl Ordering A Short Novel — The Betoota Advocate
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“Coffee is Getting So Expensive,” Says Local Girl Ordering A Short Novel — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After a lifetime of experimenting with a range of plant-based milks, local Account Manager Chantelle Gawn has finally found “her brew”….

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