Tag: Coffee
The World You Know Vanishes As Dad Orders Coffee With Oat Milk — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a stunning display of culinary experimentation, local father Dave Johnson (60) has shocked his family and friends by ordering a coffee with…
Local Man Channels His Inner Barry Gibb After Blasting Pinky Toe On The Fucking Coffee Table — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A crisp G♯5 tone could be heard across Rivendell Street in Betoota Heights this morning prompting some locals to…
Spicy Coffee & 23 Other Food Trends For 2023 — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Ask a celebrity chef and they’ll tell you there are no ‘food trends’ only culinary traditions that occasionally go in and out of…
Mid-Flight Coffee Costs More Than Qantas Paid In Tax This Year — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betootan Keira Gould is sipping a coffee at 30,000 feet, knowing that she has sort of done her bit by paying for a…
Success! Interaction With Old Friend Doesn’t Result In Insincere Coffee Catch Up Plans — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An absolute win for the people took place in the Betoota CBD today as two old university friends bumped into each other and…
Student’s Mouth Begs For Some Chewy After Punishing Morning Of Coffee, Energy Drink And Snacks — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter mouth has today let off a distress signal. The SOS was sounded by the oval shaped eating, drinking and breathing…
“Coffee is Getting So Expensive,” Says Local Girl Ordering A Short Novel — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After a lifetime of experimenting with a range of plant-based milks, local Account Manager Chantelle Gawn has finally found “her brew”….