Small Town Coastie Mates Make The Inevitable Transition Into Plugging Vitamins — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A couple of well-liked small town men have today embarked on their next stage of life. The pair of local influencers known as…
Coastie Locals Agree To Let Blow-Ins Enjoy Summer Before Making Council Ban These Fucking Marquees — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A line has been drawn in the sand today, from the South Coast of NSW all the way up past Noosa in Queensland….
Coastie Dad Attempts To Undo Years of Disney Brainwashing By Introducing Pre-Teen Son to Parkway Drive — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A coastal Dad is winding back the clock this afternoon and introducing his 12-year-old son to the sounds of Australian metalcore….
Coastie Cousin Yet To Provide A Clear Explanation As To Why He Has Giant Holes In His Ears — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As coastie cousin who only drinks 440ml cans of Woodstock and works night security at a regional airport, has today been unable to…