Tag: Club
GWS’ #1 Draft Pick Excited To Play Through Mandated 2-Year Contract Before Trading To Bigger, Better Club For More $$ — The Betoota Advocate
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Victorian key forward Ethan Wilson has officially became the nation’s top young AFL talent after he was selected as pick #1…
These 4 Suburbs Just Dropped Out Of The $2m Club But The Residents Are Still Wankers — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact It’s no secret that Betoota Grove, Roma Hills, San Diamantina Rivers and Pidgeon Parksvillecastlespringstonriverstown are some of Betoota’s most expensive suburbs. Their residents…
Man Who Peaked In High School Finally Removes Bad Boy Club Sticker From Hyundai Excel — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Tuesday marked the end of an era for self-assessed legend Pauly “the man” Denso as he tearfully removed the remnants of the faded…
Manly Sea Eagles Burn Their Entire Club To The Ground Like They Always Do Every Three Years Or So — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same NRL club that brought you that rushed Pride Jersey that nobody asked for has today outdone themselves again. As confirmed by…
Review Of Hawthorn Finds The AFL Club Was Run By A Bunch Of Racist Melbourne Cunts — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The AFL has once again reminded the nation how fucked in the head their culture and leaders are today. While most people are…
MC At Suburban Cricket Fundraiser Sensationally Lands Edgy Joke About Club Captain’s ‘Middle Stump’ — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was on for young and old last night at the inaugural Betoota Dugongs sportsman’s fundraiser dinner, as our town’s finest grade cricketers…
Scotty And Dommy Share A Nod In The Tokyo Qantas Club Knowing They’re Both Hiding From Shit Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is missing the first day of the new parliament today because he’s on his way…