World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They're At It — The Betoota Advocate
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World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They’re At It — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world’s most polite and kind soccer fans have been asked by the rest of the world to please…

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Australia Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas — The Betoota Advocate
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Australia Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another international climate conference rolling around, the nation of Australia has once again taken the opportunity to embarrass itself.  Following up the…

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Australian Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas — The Betoota Advocate
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Australian Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another international climate conference rolling around, the nation of Australia has once again taken the opportunity to embarrass itself.  Following up the…

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"Stop Drinking It!" Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain't Like The Clean Waters Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
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“Stop Drinking It!” Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain’t Like The Clean Waters Back Home — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The AFL Grand Final Parade has made its way through the city of Melbourne today, including a portion taking place along the Yarra…

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Housemate Eagerly Waits For Stove To Be Scrubbed Clean To Pour Entire Jar Of Pasta Sauce On It — The Betoota Advocate
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Housemate Eagerly Waits For Stove To Be Scrubbed Clean To Pour Entire Jar Of Pasta Sauce On It — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact At the age of 31, single woman Mia Hewitt ideally would love nothing more than to live on his own, if not for…

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Husband's Clean Out Thwarted By Discovery Of Old Sega Master System — The Betoota Advocate
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Husband’s Clean Out Thwarted By Discovery Of Old Sega Master System — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A miracle has taken place today as local husband Steven Pyne (46) has begun clearing out the bric-à-brac he has accumulated…

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New Worker-Friendly Government Suddenly Forgets You Can’t Clean Office Buildings From Home — The Betoota Advocate
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New Worker-Friendly Government Suddenly Forgets You Can’t Clean Office Buildings From Home — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the nation battles through the devastating third wave of the spicy cough, the government has reminded everyone that they really are the…

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Woman Gets First Glimpse Into Gender Disparity After Mum Asks Her To Help Clean Brother’s Room — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Gets First Glimpse Into Gender Disparity After Mum Asks Her To Help Clean Brother’s Room — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to adhering to traditional gender roles, none are quite as subtle as the standards held by some boomer mums –…

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