Tag: Claim
Italians Claim Australian Prosecco Is Inferior Because It Doesn’t Contain Any DOT4 Brake Fluid — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The battle between local prosecco producers and their Italian counterparts is heating up again this week after the Europeans…
Liberals Claim Voice Could Allow Indigenous People To Secretly Appoint Themselves To 5 Different Ministries — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In the wake of another resignation from a position in the Federal Liberal Party, Peter Dutton has once again come out to confirm…
80% Of Australian Grandfathers Claim To have Invented Cheese And Vegemite — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Spartacus-like standoff has been taking place in Australia for close to 100 years as it has been confirmed 80% of Australian grandfathers…
Scotty’s Defends Actions With New Claim That Multiple Ministries Isn’t Illegal In Bible Either — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Side Hustle Scotty has today offered up a fresh new response to allegations he behaved improperly over the last few years. Current Prime…
Rubber Arm Accountant Says “Fuck It” And Lets Chippy Claim $500 Massage Gun As Work Expense — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A professionally dubious Accountant is being praised today, after turning a blind eye to some low level tax fraud. Working late…
ATO Excited To See How Multinational Gas Companies Claim To Be Running At A Loss This Year — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Taxation Office has revealed today that they simply cannot wait to see some of the statements that come their way this…