Wonders of Facebook Keeps City Bloke Up To Date With Latest Multi Layered Marketing Scheme Thriving Back In Hometown  — The Betoota Advocate
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Wonders of Facebook Keeps City Bloke Up To Date With Latest Multi Layered Marketing Scheme Thriving Back In Hometown  — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Brisbane resident is once again praising the services of Facebook this morning, after providing him with breaking news from his hometown….

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Container Ship Of Jim Beam Docks In Newcastle As City Prepares For ’24 Hours of Le Cans’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Container Ship Of Jim Beam Docks In Newcastle As City Prepares For ’24 Hours of Le Cans’ — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Eyebrows have been raised in the city of Newcastle today, as the local port authority welcomes its first ever delivery of…

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Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend — The Betoota Advocate
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Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds is today preparing to depart the real world. …

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Typo On Oxford Street Billboard Actually Describes Sterile City Of Sydney Quite Accurately — The Betoota Advocate
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Typo On Oxford Street Billboard Actually Describes Sterile City Of Sydney Quite Accurately — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird, perhaps misguided decision from the global LGBTQI community, it seems Sydney has been picked as the host of one of…

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Girl Who Moved To New York Admits Her Broad City Dreams Haven't Exactly Worked Out As Planned — The Betoota Advocate
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Girl Who Moved To New York Admits Her Broad City Dreams Haven’t Exactly Worked Out As Planned — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though Anita Lang should have known that any depiction of twenty somethings living in new york would be highly fabricated, it appears that…

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Inner City Beauty Salon Facing Bankruptcy As La Nina Slows Calf Wax Appointments  — The Betoota Advocate
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Inner City Beauty Salon Facing Bankruptcy As La Nina Slows Calf Wax Appointments  — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A once popular beauty salon in Betoota’s French Quarter has unveiled some bargain deals this week, as it looks to survive…

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Gamer Community Admit They Won't Ever Get Another Soundtrack That Slaps As Hard As Vice City — The Betoota Advocate
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Gamer Community Admit They Won’t Ever Get Another Soundtrack That Slaps As Hard As Vice City — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As many parents who waited until the Cold War was over to procreate will agree, a recent study confirms their suspicions that the…

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City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon — The Betoota Advocate
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City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today bitten the bullet and decided to fully embrace the end of year wind up.  With the festive season…

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Local City Worker Still Harbours Deeply Buried Aspirations To Be A Hot Billabong Surfer Chick — The Betoota Advocate
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Local City Worker Still Harbours Deeply Buried Aspirations To Be A Hot Billabong Surfer Chick — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite never having had any interest in doing anything that remotely involves the ocean, local woman Kayla Stewart has always secretly harboured a…

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City Couple Horrified To Learn Regional Inbreds Buy Indoor Plants Without Woven Hanging Baskets As Well — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A pair of snobby Sydneysiders have been left mortified this morning, as they experience their first market that isn’t Harris Farm.After…

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