Tag: City
Wonders of Facebook Keeps City Bloke Up To Date With Latest Multi Layered Marketing Scheme Thriving Back In Hometown — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Brisbane resident is once again praising the services of Facebook this morning, after providing him with breaking news from his hometown….
Container Ship Of Jim Beam Docks In Newcastle As City Prepares For ’24 Hours of Le Cans’ — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Eyebrows have been raised in the city of Newcastle today, as the local port authority welcomes its first ever delivery of…
Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds is today preparing to depart the real world. …
Typo On Oxford Street Billboard Actually Describes Sterile City Of Sydney Quite Accurately — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird, perhaps misguided decision from the global LGBTQI community, it seems Sydney has been picked as the host of one of…
Girl Who Moved To New York Admits Her Broad City Dreams Haven’t Exactly Worked Out As Planned — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though Anita Lang should have known that any depiction of twenty somethings living in new york would be highly fabricated, it appears that…
Inner City Beauty Salon Facing Bankruptcy As La Nina Slows Calf Wax Appointments — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A once popular beauty salon in Betoota’s French Quarter has unveiled some bargain deals this week, as it looks to survive…
Gamer Community Admit They Won’t Ever Get Another Soundtrack That Slaps As Hard As Vice City — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As many parents who waited until the Cold War was over to procreate will agree, a recent study confirms their suspicions that the…
City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today bitten the bullet and decided to fully embrace the end of year wind up. With the festive season…
Local City Worker Still Harbours Deeply Buried Aspirations To Be A Hot Billabong Surfer Chick — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite never having had any interest in doing anything that remotely involves the ocean, local woman Kayla Stewart has always secretly harboured a…
City Couple Horrified To Learn Regional Inbreds Buy Indoor Plants Without Woven Hanging Baskets As Well — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A pair of snobby Sydneysiders have been left mortified this morning, as they experience their first market that isn’t Harris Farm.After…