Tag: Chinese
Working Aussie Families Actually Excited For A Chinese Invasion And Some Decent Housing Policies — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Diplomatic and factional tensions are high in Canberra this week, as Albanese faces foreign and internal backlash for his decision to go through…
90% Of Australians Unable To Enjoy Chinese Meal Without Quoting That Video — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A recent study into Asian-Australian cuisine has found that up to 90% of Australians are unable to enjoy a Chinese meal without quoting…
Chinese Spy Balloon Discovered To Be Elaborate Gender Reveal — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a surprise twist of events, the ‘Chinese spy balloon’ shot down off a US eastern coastline is discovered to have been an…
US Media Identify The Patriot Responsible For Shooting Down Chinese Spy Balloon At Myrtle Beach — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Chinese spy balloon has been shot down off the eastern coastline of the USA, following days of alarm and discussion over how…
Nation’s Seniour Chinese Men Accuse Skaters Of Plagiarising Their T Shirt And Suit Pants Combo — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The skater community is currently under fire, after allegations of theft were levelled at them today. Not the typical kind of petty theft…
Chain-Smoking Chinese Marathon Runner Inspires Man To Change Nothing About His Terrible Lifestyle — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Inspiring pictures of an ageing man running a marathon while he enjoyed a few of those extremely heavy and…
Victorian Libs Make Last Ditch Effort To Win Back Votes With Bold ‘Dan Andrews Is A Trans Chinese Muslim Robot’ Campaign — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being the most unlikable politician throughout the entire pandemic, it seems that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is right on track for yet…
A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I’m All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A General Consensus On What That Word ‘Corruption’ Actually Means, Particularly In Queensland, Ya Know My Mentor Sir Joh Was Always Written Off As Corrupt, But Really At The End Of The Day, Without Those Completely Unregulated Post-War Investments Flowing In From Japan, And All Those Comically Crooked Tender Processes, We Wouldn’t Have The Gold Coast, Now Would We? Let’s Not Forget The 1982 Commonwealth Games, A Real Coming Of Age For Brisbane… Mind You, I Do Find It Completely Pointless To Host A Gymnastics Event Without Any Chinese Or Russians Athletes Flying Around The Mat. But Nevertheless, It Was A Real Highlight For Brisbane. With No Help From Down South Either. I’ve Always Said That Those Lilypad Lefties At The ABC Cannot Tell The Difference Between Full Blown White Collar Crime And Something As Innocent As Immigrant Ambition. So A Couple Of Old Krauts Got Paid Out The Arse For A Job That Coulda Been Done For Half The Price? Who Cares? The Job Got Done Didn’t It? Who Do You Think Built These Bloody Railroads That Carried Us Through Multiple Mining Booms? Overpaid Ethnic Men, That’s Who. Proud Lutheran And Orthodox Men With Surnames Like Hinze, Thiess, Cilento. Or Those Mad Deen Brothers. My Goodness They Used To Make Me Laugh. Good Muslim Lads Who Could Weave A Demolition Wrecking Ball Through Even The Most Precious Heritage Listings. This Country Was Built On The Back Of People Like That. Innovative And Aspirational Queenslanders. Unflinching Patriots. Titans Of Industry That Prefer To Ask For Forgiveness Rather Than Permission — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long election campaign of promising to lock up crooked politicians, The Australian government is set to introduce its long-awaited Federal Corruption…