WA Radioactive Capsule Reportedly Just A Long Forgotten Lunch Box With Left Over Butter Chicken — The Betoota Advocate
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WA Radioactive Capsule Reportedly Just A Long Forgotten Lunch Box With Left Over Butter Chicken — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Democratic people’s Republic of Western Australia has just let out a massive sigh of relief. The cause of the giant exhalation over…

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Local Bloke Takes One For The Team At Indian Restaurant By Ordering Something Other Than Butter Chicken — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Takes One For The Team At Indian Restaurant By Ordering Something Other Than Butter Chicken — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Despite the pandemic still being in full swing, a group of Brisbane locals have decided to try sharing food at a restaurant instead…

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Bloke Trying To Culture Himself Before Tokyo Holiday Learns How To Order 5 More Chicken Skewers — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Trying To Culture Himself Before Tokyo Holiday Learns How To Order 5 More Chicken Skewers — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a bloke who has little contact with his immediate family over Christmas, Jarrod Whitney is the type of Aussie that…

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Psych Student Staring Up At Mouldy Ceiling Unsure If She Sees A Bat Or A Rotisserie Chicken — The Betoota Advocate
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Psych Student Staring Up At Mouldy Ceiling Unsure If She Sees A Bat Or A Rotisserie Chicken — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Polytechnic psychology student has found herself the unwitting recipient of a Rorschach test this afternoon, after the black mould that had…

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Neurotic Local Girl Avoids Salmonella By Burning Chicken Until It's Clearly Carcinogenic — The Betoota Advocate
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Neurotic Local Girl Avoids Salmonella By Burning Chicken Until It’s Clearly Carcinogenic — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Ever since her equally neurotic nonna scared her to death by informing her of the dangers of undercooked chicken, local girl Jamie Lee…

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Arrival of Three White Guys Inspires Sushi Train Chef To Fire Up Karaage Chicken Fryer — The Betoota Advocate
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Arrival of Three White Guys Inspires Sushi Train Chef To Fire Up Karaage Chicken Fryer — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An awarded Sushi train chef is turning up the heat this afternoon, preparing fresh plates of food to feed a new…

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