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Pre-Exam Student Chewing Her Gum Like It Holds The Secrets To A Semester Worth Of Missed Classes — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A student at the South Betoota Polytechic has given her jaw a workout for the ages today, it can be confirmed. With her…
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Resourceful Bachelor Saves Money On Chewing Gum By Going To Town On His Hoodie Drawstrings Instead — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke has this week been able to successfully curb his chewing gum habit by finding a suitable, albeit, less tasty replacement, with…
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Road Worker Chewing Through 3am Servo Sandwich Unsure If Mayo Is Tangy Or Brimming With Salmonella — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A starving road worker has decided to play some ‘Caltex Roulette’ this morning, rolling the dinner dice on a chicken and…