NRL Star Caught Red-Handed Sniffing Coke On Social Media Says 'This AI Art Shit Has Gone Too Far' — The Betoota Advocate
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NRL Star Caught Red-Handed Sniffing Coke On Social Media Says ‘This AI Art Shit Has Gone Too Far’ — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some startling news that shows just how dangerous modern technology can be, an up and coming NRL player has become one of…

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Shane Crawford Caught In Jealous Rage After Watching Nathan Buckley’s Solid Comedy Acting Skills — The Betoota Advocate
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Shane Crawford Caught In Jealous Rage After Watching Nathan Buckley’s Solid Comedy Acting Skills — The Betoota Advocate

JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Betootians may have some Victorian friends who know Shane Crawford as the former elite AFL Brownlow winning legend. The silky-skilled jet…

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Bloke Secretly Puffs Vape At Pub To Avoid Being Caught By Bar Girl Who Is Also Secretly Vaping — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Secretly Puffs Vape At Pub To Avoid Being Caught By Bar Girl Who Is Also Secretly Vaping — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the rise of legally grey and potentially dangerous nicotine vaping devices continues to tear through schools and workplaces without any of our…

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Elite Private School Boys Caught Acting Elite Sydney Private School Boys Again — The Betoota Advocate
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Elite Private School Boys Caught Acting Elite Sydney Private School Boys Again — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news that comes as a shock to almost no one, a group of elite private school boys has been busted acting like…

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Old School Teacher Forces Student To Finish 25 Vapes In Front Of Him After Getting Caught Down At The Cricket Nets — The Betoota Advocate
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Old School Teacher Forces Student To Finish 25 Vapes In Front Of Him After Getting Caught Down At The Cricket Nets — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A year 7 student at Betoota Ponds Sports High has been treated for mild nicotine poisoning this morning, following an fateful encounter with…

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Local Girlfriend Gets Caught “Researching” Cam Murray On Instagram During National Anthem — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girlfriend Gets Caught “Researching” Cam Murray On Instagram During National Anthem — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A revived footy fan is studying up on the pre-game form guide this evening, after catching the eye of a foxy…

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Guy Pearce Would've Gone To The Logies But Got Caught Up Cooking A Risotto And You Know How Time Consuming They Are To Make — The Betoota Advocate
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Guy Pearce Would’ve Gone To The Logies But Got Caught Up Cooking A Risotto And You Know How Time Consuming They Are To Make — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Actor Guy Pearce has explained his Logies absence last night, telling fans that he got caught up making dinner…

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ASIO Begins Recruitment For Younger Sisters Who Never Got Caught Borrowing Clothes In High School — The Betoota Advocate
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ASIO Begins Recruitment For Younger Sisters Who Never Got Caught Borrowing Clothes In High School — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) struggles to attract more applicants as there hasn’t been any good spy movies in a while,…

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