Tag: Car
Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT At 27 years of age, the fact that local man Zach Kenworth doesn’t have a car or even a valid drivers…
Sight Of Mate On Street Prompts Spontaneous Abuse From Car Window — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A usually decent member of society jumped down with the dregs today after the sight of his mate walking along the street prompted…
‘Car Garaged Overnight Or Outside On Street?’ Motorist Considers Lying On Insurance Form For Cheaper Annual Fee — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A motoring enthusiast who was born and raised in Betoota Ponds is today considering insurance fraud in order to save himself $79 this…
Good Day Ruined By Arrival Of Car Rego — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a 23-year-old computer engineering student living away from home, local bloke Dominic Pritchard is financially just holding it together. Unlike…
Town Hosting Historic Car Show Unaware Owners Don’t Really Have Any Money Left To Spend On Tourism — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A small Australian town has reached into the 20th Century book of regional promotion by hosting a historic car show. Known for being…
Local Dad Officially Demotes Favourite Lawn Mowing Shirt Into Car Waxing Rag — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota father is paying his respects today, as he bids farewell to one of his most prized t-shirts. The…
Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate’s Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at his mate Derek with a mix of awkwardness and fear, local bloke/robot Paul Starr finds himself struggling with what to do….
Man Living In Car Finds Comfort In Treasurer’s Brutal Honesty After He Said Things Will Get Worse Before They Get Better — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some bloke who lives in his electric blue shitbox down at the Lake Betoota boat ramp says it’s a…
Woman Whose Car Tyres Are As Bald As The Rock Sees No Issue With Dropping $2k On A New Tattoo — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she looks in the mirror, local woman Lizzie Gordon [26] comes to the shocking realisation that she hasn’t updated her appearance in…
Retired Shredder Sneers At Kids In Pub Car Park Trying To Nail A Variable Heel Flip Without Landing Both Feet Over The Wheels — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local powder-coater, Don Rockdale (41) has today been presented with the rare opportunity to know what he’s talking about. After an early knock…