Tag: Capable
Pub’s Best Tables Overtaken For Birthday Of Infant Human Not Yet Capable Of Information Retention — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A young family from Betoota Heights appear to be unfamiliar with the concept of a public park, that’s according to yesterday’s antics…
Bose Unveil New Noise Cancelling Headphones Capable of Blocking Out Americans — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In tech news, American audio giant Bose has released an exciting new product today, a pair of noise cancelling headphones that can…
Wealthy Homeowner Never Thought She Was Capable Of Violence Until Someone Left A Boat Outside Her House — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the hills surrounding Lake Betoota, it’s not uncommon to see boats lining the streets beyond the parking signs…
Friend Barely Capable Of Keeping Her Phone Connected Somehow Overseas Again — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Does God have a plan for me?” she asked. “Why does he let me suffer? Why is Janine fucking…
Australian Royal Mint Begin Drafting New ‘Wingnut Coins’ Capable Of Fitting King Charles’ Ears — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the passing of Queen Elizabeth II overnight, the outpouring of mournful tributes are soon to be replaced by a landslide of logistics….
Bloke Suddenly Very Capable Of Gender Neutral Pronouns While Debriefing A Boys Night With Misso — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke who has priorly shown no interest in being the least bit progressive, has suddenly found himself very capable of using…