Millennial Homeowner Spends Another Day Dodging Phone Calls From Excited Boomer Journos — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennial Homeowner Spends Another Day Dodging Phone Calls From Excited Boomer Journos — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Millennial has had another phone battery drained to shit after wasting another day dodging phone calls from excited boomer journos.  The…

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Drag Queens, My Children Ignoring My Calls And More Woke Nonsense — The Betoota Advocate
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Drag Queens, My Children Ignoring My Calls And More Woke Nonsense — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT I have a deal with The Betoota Advocate to write one article a month about my musings, insights and witticisms on the tangy…

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Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums — The Betoota Advocate
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Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact February is the shortest and least favourite month for Australian sporting fans and is a notorious sporting doldrum that…

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Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking Rains
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Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking Rains

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are growing calls in the automotive community to rebirth local car manufacturer Holden and put it to work…

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New Images Of NSW Labor Leader Chris Minns Dressed As A Zulu Warrior Trigger Calls For His Resignation — The Betoota Advocate
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New Images Of NSW Labor Leader Chris Minns Dressed As A Zulu Warrior Trigger Calls For His Resignation — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Political opponents and commentators are calling on NSW Labor leader Chris Minns to fall on his sword today after…

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Matthew Guy Snaps His Sim Card In Half After Peter Dutton Calls To Offer Help On The Campaign — The Betoota Advocate
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Matthew Guy Snaps His Sim Card In Half After Peter Dutton Calls To Offer Help On The Campaign — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Liberals are this week putting their shoulder to the wheel in a battle to retain key heartland seats currently at risk…

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Hot-Shot Entrepreneur Calls Girlfriend "Babe" At The Start And End Of Every Sentence — The Betoota Advocate
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Hot-Shot Entrepreneur Calls Girlfriend “Babe” At The Start And End Of Every Sentence — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Dill Fromps (27), the slickest entrepreneur this side of Betoota Grove, has continued on his breathtaking rise up the ranks of start-up stardom….

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Exhausted And Confused Paul Murray Calls Rupert Murdoch To Clarify That The Manly Footballers Are Brave Heroes For Boycotting The Pride Jersey But The Netballers Are Entitled Brats For Boycotting The Gina Rinehart Dress
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Exhausted And Confused Paul Murray Calls Rupert Murdoch To Clarify That The Manly Footballers Are Brave Heroes For Boycotting The Pride Jersey But The Netballers Are Entitled Brats For Boycotting The Gina Rinehart Dress

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After catastrophically misreading the national sentiment heading into the 2022 Federal Election, Australia’s saturating conservative media appears to be completely without purpose. With…

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Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday — The Betoota Advocate
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Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The boss of the nation’s public servants has today arrived at the national Job Summit ready to fight for his workers. Kicking off…

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Calls For Jerry Springer To Come Out Of Retirement To Grill This Bald Headed Clown On TikTok — The Betoota Advocate
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Calls For Jerry Springer To Come Out Of Retirement To Grill This Bald Headed Clown On TikTok — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you are lucky enough not to have come in contact with the latest flash-in-the-pan misogynist to go viral on TikTok, you might…

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