Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
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Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate

CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…

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Kindergarten Teacher Sighs As First Wave Of Kids Called ‘Doja’ And ‘Dua’ Arrive — The Betoota Advocate
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Kindergarten Teacher Sighs As First Wave Of Kids Called ‘Doja’ And ‘Dua’ Arrive — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Eyebrows are being raised in a demountable classroom at West Betoota Primary this morning as a local kindergarten teacher gets the…

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Naked Man Called Kyle Reese Appears In LA's CBD Asking Where To Find Chat GPT's Headquarters — The Betoota Advocate
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Naked Man Called Kyle Reese Appears In LA’s CBD Asking Where To Find Chat GPT’s Headquarters — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some residents of the city of Los Angeles have received quite a shock today, after seeing a naked man appear out of nowhere….

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“It’s Called Bodyboarding!!!” Shouts Boogie Boarder — The Betoota Advocate
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“It’s Called Bodyboarding!!!” Shouts Boogie Boarder — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has taken the bait once again, it can be confirmed today. Enjoying some recreational time on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast, Brett…

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Apprentice Painter Called Outside By The Boss To Have A Gyprocker's Breathmint And A Chat — The Betoota Advocate
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Apprentice Painter Called Outside By The Boss To Have A Gyprocker’s Breathmint And A Chat — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In one of the many display homes being built in Betoota Heights, inside one of them today an apprentice…

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So Called ‘Royal Family’ Doesnt Have Enough Hot Blonde People Committing Incest To Pique Woman’s Interest — The Betoota Advocate
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So Called ‘Royal Family’ Doesnt Have Enough Hot Blonde People Committing Incest To Pique Woman’s Interest — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to sticking to her morals, it appears that local woman Joceline Fenwick finds herself coming up with excuses if the…

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"We Have These Back Home, They're Called KittyCats" Explains Brisbane Man To Venetian Traghetto Captain — The Betoota Advocate
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“We Have These Back Home, They’re Called KittyCats” Explains Brisbane Man To Venetian Traghetto Captain — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brisbane man Devon Donnelley was listening intently to the two gentlemen piloting the Traghetto across the Grand Canal in…

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Dual Profile Pic Changes Suggest Childhood Sweethearts Have Finally Called It Quits — The Betoota Advocate
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Dual Profile Pic Changes Suggest Childhood Sweethearts Have Finally Called It Quits — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some sadder news, it looks like 2022 has broken up yet another couple – Betoota French Quarter’s resident ‘couples goals’ Michelle Long…

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Norman Gunston Called Out Of Retirement To Cover New Scandal Involving Governor General And PM — The Betoota Advocate
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Norman Gunston Called Out Of Retirement To Cover New Scandal Involving Governor General And PM — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Political diehards are foaming at the mouth today after revelations a famous figure could be coming out of retirement. Norman Gunston, one of…

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Sexist Nation Has More Men Called Anthony As PM Than Women — The Betoota Advocate
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Sexist Nation Has More Men Called Anthony As PM Than Women — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although everyone basically already knew it, it has been confirmed that Australia is a sexist nation. It’s been confirmed that more men called…

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