Tag: Called
Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…
Kindergarten Teacher Sighs As First Wave Of Kids Called ‘Doja’ And ‘Dua’ Arrive — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Eyebrows are being raised in a demountable classroom at West Betoota Primary this morning as a local kindergarten teacher gets the…
Naked Man Called Kyle Reese Appears In LA’s CBD Asking Where To Find Chat GPT’s Headquarters — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some residents of the city of Los Angeles have received quite a shock today, after seeing a naked man appear out of nowhere….
“It’s Called Bodyboarding!!!” Shouts Boogie Boarder — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has taken the bait once again, it can be confirmed today. Enjoying some recreational time on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast, Brett…
Apprentice Painter Called Outside By The Boss To Have A Gyprocker’s Breathmint And A Chat — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In one of the many display homes being built in Betoota Heights, inside one of them today an apprentice…
So Called ‘Royal Family’ Doesnt Have Enough Hot Blonde People Committing Incest To Pique Woman’s Interest — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to sticking to her morals, it appears that local woman Joceline Fenwick finds herself coming up with excuses if the…
“We Have These Back Home, They’re Called KittyCats” Explains Brisbane Man To Venetian Traghetto Captain — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brisbane man Devon Donnelley was listening intently to the two gentlemen piloting the Traghetto across the Grand Canal in…
Dual Profile Pic Changes Suggest Childhood Sweethearts Have Finally Called It Quits — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some sadder news, it looks like 2022 has broken up yet another couple – Betoota French Quarter’s resident ‘couples goals’ Michelle Long…
Norman Gunston Called Out Of Retirement To Cover New Scandal Involving Governor General And PM — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Political diehards are foaming at the mouth today after revelations a famous figure could be coming out of retirement. Norman Gunston, one of…
Sexist Nation Has More Men Called Anthony As PM Than Women — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although everyone basically already knew it, it has been confirmed that Australia is a sexist nation. It’s been confirmed that more men called…