Never Seen Before Call Actually Completely Fair And Standard Practice Explains Local Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate
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Never Seen Before Call Actually Completely Fair And Standard Practice Explains Local Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Betoota Heights Kiwi has today informed the nation’s Wallabies fans that last night was completely above board. This comes after what…

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Sam Thaiday Surprised He Didn’t Get The Call Up As Third-Man-In For Gallen Fight — The Betoota Advocate
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Sam Thaiday Surprised He Didn’t Get The Call Up As Third-Man-In For Gallen Fight — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the NRL finals heats up this weekend, it seems the biggest clash in rugby league rivalries will actually be taking place inside…

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Bloke On Date Three Discreetly Ducks Into Servo After Making Poor Judgement Call With Garlic Heavy Dish — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke On Date Three Discreetly Ducks Into Servo After Making Poor Judgement Call With Garlic Heavy Dish — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s found himself on pivotal date number three has unfortunately made a poor judgemental call with his meal choice, which now…

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Middle Manager Who Dropped $800 On Standing Desk For Home Office Gets Out Of Bed For Zoom Call — The Betoota Advocate
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Middle Manager Who Dropped $800 On Standing Desk For Home Office Gets Out Of Bed For Zoom Call — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An ambitious middle manager with a sparkling LinkedIn profile is being applauded today, for rolling out of bed to join a…

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AFL Figures Who Stood By During Goodes Saga Call For Shameful Booing Of Ginnivan To End — The Betoota Advocate
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AFL Figures Who Stood By During Goodes Saga Call For Shameful Booing Of Ginnivan To End — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT It pays to be white in Victorian Footy, it has again been confirmed. This comes as prominent AFL figures who stood by while…

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Manly Sea Eagles Call The 2011 Premiership Bad Boys Out Of Retirement To Fill In For Pride Round — The Betoota Advocate
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Manly Sea Eagles Call The 2011 Premiership Bad Boys Out Of Retirement To Fill In For Pride Round — The Betoota Advocate

RICK MOSS | Australian Hip Hop & Rugby League | CONTACT In news that won’t really surprise anyone, the failed footballers turned succesful alcoholics who make up the NewsCorp…

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RBA Tells Homeowners Sooking Over Increased Mortgage Payments To Call The Gambling Helpline — The Betoota Advocate
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RBA Tells Homeowners Sooking Over Increased Mortgage Payments To Call The Gambling Helpline — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank has apologised to homeowners today for creating a detached, artificial monetary environment that saw their real…

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Local Gemini Instinctively Reaches Towards Phone To Call Mum After Experiencing Very Minor Inconvenience — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Gemini Instinctively Reaches Towards Phone To Call Mum After Experiencing Very Minor Inconvenience — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As total Gemini April Chen experiences a flash of annoyance that her lash tech suddenly went on holiday just a week before Splendour,…

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“Let’s Give Them A Single Lane And Call It Express Pickup/Dropoff” Laughs Board Of Sydney Airport — The Betoota Advocate
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“Let’s Give Them A Single Lane And Call It Express Pickup/Dropoff” Laughs Board Of Sydney Airport — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The comedians on the board of Australia’s largest airport are in hysterics this morning, after another successful weekend clogging up major…

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Australians To Now Make An Effort To Call It "Football" — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians To Now Make An Effort To Call It “Football” — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a sensational morning in Qatar, the nation of Australia has now promised to be on its best behaviour. For the next twelve…

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