Tag: Buys
Plastic Cowboy Hat Importer Buys Qantas Business Flights To Europe After Harry Styles Season — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The owner of a Betoota knick-knack store will be treating himself to a European holiday this year after his business made…
Bloke Buys Himself A Massive GMC Sierra Because They’re Fucken Cool — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has gone ahead and bought himself a huge pickup truck because he thinks they are fucken…
Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Herself Buys One Of These Fucking Things — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Dawn Packham [31] has this week come to the conclusion that life simply isn’t difficult enough. After having a peaceful and…
Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Himself Buys One Of These Fucking Things — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Dawn Packham [31] has this week come to the conclusion that life simply isn’t difficult enough. After having a peaceful and…
Boomer Journo Passes Out From Blood Rushing To Penis After 21-Year-Old Buys A Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney Morning Herald journalist has this morning been rushed to hospital after his neighbour, Valerie Trickett, informed him that her 21 year…
Budget-Savvy Kmart Shopper Buys The Cheapest Iron Again For The 4th Time This Month — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A budget-savvy Kmart shopper who knows a bargain when she sees one has managed to pick up an entire steam iron for the…
Softcock Buys Electric BBQ — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has confused a hotplate for a grill this week after returning from the shops with…
Important Man Buys iPad — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An important man has gone and done a very important thing and affirmed his importance by buying an important iPad. Herbert Grove,…
34-Year-old Millennial Buys Art Like A Real Grown Up — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local millennial got his foot on a different ladder today by buying a piece of art just like a real grown up…