Tag: Business
Naarm Settler All For Taxing Big Business But Did Dan Have To Come After Her Rich Architect Parents Like That? — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Melbourne woman has told The Advocate this morning that she is glad the government is finally making big…
“Nobody Wants To Work Anymore” Says Local Business Owner That Doesn’t Want To Work, Either — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter small bar owner has said times are tough at the moment because he can’t find enough…
Plastic Cowboy Hat Importer Buys Qantas Business Flights To Europe After Harry Styles Season — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The owner of a Betoota knick-knack store will be treating himself to a European holiday this year after his business made…
Coles Update Their Slogan To More Accurately Reflect Their Business — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of nation’s supermarket duopoly have made a big media splash today, by revealing a huge marketing change. Famous for lying about selling…
Old High School Theatre Sports Captain Kicks Off Wedding Celebrant Business — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A former high school musical star has burst onto the wedding scene this evening proudly announcing she’s legally certified to authorise…
Bitter Scam Artist Who Didn’t Get Business Upgrade Lets One Rip On Way Through To Cattle Class — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bitter bloke has decided to dish out his own twisted brand of justice this morning, after failing to score himself…
Advice Column | Finding God As A Means To Enhance Your Small Business’ Customer Base — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Is your small business struggling to find new customers? You’re not alone. Many small business owners, including myself, have…
Whitest Man To Ever Grace Brisbane’s Central Business District Has Tickets To Kendrick Tonight — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Newstead-based finance worker Wilston Windsor-Ascot (27) is currently preparing himself a dope night with the big steppers. That’s because there’s a Kendrick Lamar…
Gas Baron Assures Nation His Fossil Fuel Business Is Essential For Renewable Energy Transition — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Australia and the world is undertaking a once-in-a-century transformation in the way energy is generated and consumed. Dirty legacy energy fuels such as…
“The Media And Political Elite Are Protecting Dan Andrews” Says Victorian Liberals, Herald Sun, 3AW, Sky News, Catholic Church, Business Lobby, Fossil Fuel Companies, AFL, Organised Crime Figures 
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than two weeks until Victoria heads to the ballots, and pre-polling now open for the state election – it seems the…