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“You Just Can’t Describe It” Says Corporate Woman Before Spending 2 Hours Describing Burning Man — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local woman is busy regaling tales of her travels this morning, to an audience of disinterested work colleagues who zoned…
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Skater Praised For Doing Some Constructive Property Damage For Once After Burning Lime Scooters — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s central districts has been praised by councillors and residents alike after setting fire…
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Neurotic Local Girl Avoids Salmonella By Burning Chicken Until It’s Clearly Carcinogenic — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Ever since her equally neurotic nonna scared her to death by informing her of the dangers of undercooked chicken, local girl Jamie Lee…