Tag: Burn
Joe Biden Leaves Bali With Great Diplomatic Progress And A Weeping Burn From Moped Muffler — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Joe Biden told reporters in Washington this morning that he got the full Bali experience while he…
Manly Sea Eagles Burn Their Entire Club To The Ground Like They Always Do Every Three Years Or So — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same NRL club that brought you that rushed Pride Jersey that nobody asked for has today outdone themselves again. As confirmed by…
School Priest Bristles After Assembly Prayer Interrupted By Roaring Nissan Skyline Out For A Burn — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud Catholic Priest is a little perturbed this morning, after his prayers to God were ruined by the full throttle…
Hot Choc Machine At Library Ready To Burn Your Pretty Little Tastebuds Off — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Patrons at Betoota Community Library have been warned that the brandless hot drinks machine in the corner is presently brewing up a hot…
Now That Oil Heaters Are Too Expensive To Run, How Will People Burn Their Landlord’s House Down? — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new crisis is emerging in the wake of energy prices skyrocketing with oil heaters becoming too expensive to…