Indestructible Bunnings Umbrella Somehow Boasts More Longevity Than Some Of Their Power Tools — The Betoota Advocate
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Indestructible Bunnings Umbrella Somehow Boasts More Longevity Than Some Of Their Power Tools — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is staying today, thanks to the structural integrity of his two-year-old Bunnings umbrella. Standing on the sidelines at…

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Bunnings Raise Snag Prices To Distract From Whole Facial Recognition Thing — The Betoota Advocate
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Bunnings Raise Snag Prices To Distract From Whole Facial Recognition Thing — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A great injustice has taken place at Bunnings hardware stores across Australia this week. Last month, consumer group Choice revealed Bunnings were using…

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Bunnings Karen Returns In Heated Anti-Sausage Sizzle Price Hike Protest — The Betoota Advocate
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Bunnings Karen Returns In Heated Anti-Sausage Sizzle Price Hike Protest — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT Staunch anti-mask protester turned staunch anti-sausage sizzle protester, ‘Bunnings Karen’, has gone viral once again this morning after visiting her local Bunnings store….

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Man Chalks Up His Underlying Urge To Defecate In A Bunnings Display Toilet To Seeing Dave England’s Classic Prank In Jackass 1
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Man Chalks Up His Underlying Urge To Defecate In A Bunnings Display Toilet To Seeing Dave England’s Classic Prank In Jackass 1

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seemingly normal young man from our town’s north has spoken today of doing something not-so-normal by societal standards….

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Local Waterproofer Accuses Hipster In A Bunnings Trade Shirt Of Stolen Valour — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Waterproofer Accuses Hipster In A Bunnings Trade Shirt Of Stolen Valour — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A soft-eyed renter from our town’s bohemian French Quarter was bellowed at this morning from the second story of…

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