Tag: Boys
Mark Waugh To Put The Pads On Next Test And Show The Boys How It’s Done — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brother of Steve and Test great Mark Waugh is going to wind back the clock next week and show…
Polynesians Match The White Boys And Lebanese With Their Very Own Sydney-Based Crime Thriller — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 13-years since the Western Sydney crime thriller The Combination was banned from cinema screens for its gritty portrayal of the Lebanese-Australian experience, and…
Haha Farkkkkkkk! The Boys Are Rolling Up To The Formal On The Back Of A Ute — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some big news from Betoota Ponds this week, it can be confirmed that Brayden and the boys have made a serious splash…
Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…
Mate Who Got Tattoo On First Day Of Overseas Boys Trip Really Going To Miss Sleeping On That Side — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT They say travel broadens the horizon and that may be true for intrepid traveller Henry Voss (19) who has learnt that sometimes he…
Elite Private School Boys Caught Acting Elite Sydney Private School Boys Again — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news that comes as a shock to almost no one, a group of elite private school boys has been busted acting like…
Nation’s Secretly Tender Bad Boys Break Out The Greaser Jackets In Tribute To Their First Love — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians of all ages are today mourning the first woman they were hopelessly devoted to, Olivia Newton-John. Colloquially known as ‘The Neutron Bomb’…
Manly Sea Eagles Call The 2011 Premiership Bad Boys Out Of Retirement To Fill In For Pride Round — The Betoota Advocate
RICK MOSS | Australian Hip Hop & Rugby League | CONTACT In news that won’t really surprise anyone, the failed footballers turned succesful alcoholics who make up the NewsCorp…
Pathetic Coward Under Fire For Attempting To Take It Easy On Day 8 Of 2 Week Boys Trip In Bali — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local sad case is under fire today for an extremely controversial decision. Just over halfway through a full-blown overseas boys’ trip, Jayden…
Bloke Suddenly Very Capable Of Gender Neutral Pronouns While Debriefing A Boys Night With Misso — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke who has priorly shown no interest in being the least bit progressive, has suddenly found himself very capable of using…