Boyfriend Sees Nothing Wrong With Cramming As Much Washing Into Machine That Laws Of Physics Allow — The Betoota Advocate
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Boyfriend Sees Nothing Wrong With Cramming As Much Washing Into Machine That Laws Of Physics Allow — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has come to the conclusion, on his own, that a load of washing isn’t what…

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Local Girl Uses Friend’s Lavish Engagement Party to Hard Launch New Boyfriend — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Uses Friend’s Lavish Engagement Party to Hard Launch New Boyfriend — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota girl has capitalised on a rather swanky engagement party, using the extravagant occasion to officially ‘Hard Launch’ her new…

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“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar. Right across the nation, TVs and stadiums will…

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"You Look Way Better Without Makeup" Says Supportive Boyfriend — The Betoota Advocate
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“You Look Way Better Without Makeup” Says Supportive Boyfriend — The Betoota Advocate

INGRID DOULTON | Firearms | Contact A local man threw his support behind his domestic partner yesterday evening as they prepared to go out for…

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Local Woman Unsure If She Should Tell Ex Boyfriend How Many Of His Mates Have Hit Her Up — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Unsure If She Should Tell Ex Boyfriend How Many Of His Mates Have Hit Her Up — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself in a bit of a moral conundrum today, after yet another one of her ex’s mates messaged…

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Local Girl Horrified New Boyfriend Thinks Tea Towels and Face Washers Can be Used Interchangeably — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is questioning the longevity of a new relationship this evening, after coming to terms with the fact her…

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Local Woo Girl Puzzled As To How Boyfriend Can Just Have An Individual Can Of Beer With His Meal — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woo Girl Puzzled As To How Boyfriend Can Just Have An Individual Can Of Beer With His Meal — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woo girl has this week had to reconsider her relationship with alcohol, after finding herself feeling genuinely perplexed by her boyfriend’s…

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Justin Hodges To Fight His Niece's Bartender Boyfriend As Undercard To Nikita Tszyu V Ben Horn — The Betoota Advocate
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Justin Hodges To Fight His Niece’s Bartender Boyfriend As Undercard To Nikita Tszyu V Ben Horn — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maroons great Justin Hodges continues his heavyweight boxing career this Wednesday, as he re-enters the ring at Sydney’s Hordern Pavilion to take on…

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Woman Who Opted For A Caesar Salad To Be Healthy Demands Boyfriend Orders Chips — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Who Opted For A Caesar Salad To Be Healthy Demands Boyfriend Orders Chips — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Cassidy Saunders has this week made the executive decision to stop eating shit and get on the health train, in the…

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Local Boyfriend Arrives At Future Mother-In-Law’s Birthday With Blooming Lettuce Bouquet — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Boyfriend Arrives At Future Mother-In-Law’s Birthday With Blooming Lettuce Bouquet — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A favourable boyfriend is firming up his position on the Christmas gift list this afternoon, after treating his future Mother-in-law to…

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