Tag: Boyfriend
Dad Asks Daughter’s New Boyfriend What He Drives Like He’s Conducting An AFP Background Check — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One young man’s inevitable ‘meet the parents’ moment took place in front a couple dozen eager eyes at a local Betoota pub…
Woman Who Has A Great Relationship With Boyfriend Fully Prepared To Belt ‘Someone You Loved’ At Splendour — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights woman Renee Hawthorn [27] has today announced she plans on passionately belting out multiple Lewis Capaldi songs at Splendour in the…
“Why Don’t You Get The Pancakes?” Suggests Rabidly Hungry Boyfriend Hedging His Bets On A Second Breakfast — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Standing six-foot-four and tipping the scales at 120kgs, it takes more than one cafe breakfast to satiate local big unit Kaden…
Boyfriend Pained To Admit He Actually Quite Enjoyed Going To The Theatre — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights man has today found himself confronting a weird new reality. Berrick Watts (28) says he is currently coming to…
Boyfriend Told To Allow For At Least 60 Minutes Worth Of Laneway Photoshoots On Melbourne Trip — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke going on a Melbourne trip with his girlfriend has been warned to allow at least an hour for some laneway photoshoots,…
Boyfriend Relieved He Can Stop Pretending To Hate Watching MAFS Four Nights A Week — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has revealed that he’s looking forward to a bit of clear air. Speaking to The Advocate from the Designer Dog…
“Why’d You Waste Money On That” Says Boyfriend Who’s Been Reusing Crusty Plastic Bottle Since 2016 — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is reevaluating the marriageability of her boyfriend today after realising that he’s a bit of a grot. On…
Boyfriend Actually On Another Planet Right Now — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota Plains, a local man is officially in outer space right now. The local mergers and acquisitions guy…
‘What The Fuck Is Wrong With You’ Says Woman After Seeing How Her Boyfriend Holds His Books — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she turns her head to lovingly gaze at her boyfriend, local woman Willow Elsher [26] is hit with her first ever ‘ick.’…
Friend’s Easy Going Boyfriend Allowed Into The Inner Sanctum Of Very Explicit Girl Chat — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman’s golden retriever boyfriend has found himself invited into a space few straight men are allowed into, after his girlfriend, Lisa’s mates…