Tag: Boy
“Whoever Made This Needs To Be Sectioned Immediately” Says Bloke Seeing ‘Bad Boy Bubby’ For The First Time — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being told to watch 1993 Australian cult classic picture Bad Boy Bubby by one of his film buff…
Man Who Peaked In High School Finally Removes Bad Boy Club Sticker From Hyundai Excel — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Tuesday marked the end of an era for self-assessed legend Pauly “the man” Denso as he tearfully removed the remnants of the faded…
Harsh Email Inspires Local White Boy To Load Up ‘The Eminem Show’ And Thrash The Cable Fly For An Hour — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A public safety alert has been issued for Betoota’s suburbs this afternoon, after reports that a local white boy is getting…
Local Bloke Hides Closet Backstreet Boy Fandom By Buying Girlfriend Tickets for “Birthday Surprise” — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is in shock this evening, after being blindsided by a larger than life birthday present. Walking in the…
Pale White Boy Rocking Etnies Skate Shoes Either Computer Science Teacher or Ice Dealer — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An avid PC gamer is keeping Betoota locals on their toes this morning, given a wide berth thanks to his concerning…
Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…
Heartbroken 50-Year-Old White Boy Will Be On His Knees Tonight Sayin Prayers In Da Street Lights — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I’M EDUCATED FOOL WITH MONEY ON MY MIND: Local Betoota-based Regional Product Integration Coordinator, Glenn Mealey (50) has had to take an early…
Bad Boy Harvey Norman Salesman Eyeing Up New Gig At JB HI-FI After Getting Hectic Forearm Tattoo — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A rebellious TV sales specialist is believed to be updating his resume this week, as he weighs up the opportunity to join the…
Desperate Fun Boy Raids Nanna’s Wardrobe To Find Breezy Floral Blouse For Splendour — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of Betoota’s most notorious party boys has made an impromptu visit to see his Grandma this week, as he looks to curate…