"Oh No, There's Still Every Chance You'll Lose Your Million-Dollar Tent," Admits RBA Boss — The Betoota Advocate
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“Oh No, There’s Still Every Chance You’ll Lose Your Million-Dollar Tent,” Admits RBA Boss — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The denizens of Betoota Heights have been put on notice by the Reserve Bank boss this week, telling them…

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"That'll Do, Pig," Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe To Australian People After Pausing Rate Hike — The Betoota Advocate
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“That’ll Do, Pig,” Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe To Australian People After Pausing Rate Hike — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians are breathing easier today after the Reserve Bank put an end to the successive interest rate hikes that…

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Impoverished Intern Kicking Himself For Just Ordering Garlic Bread After Finding Out Boss Is Covering Pub Lunch — The Betoota Advocate
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Impoverished Intern Kicking Himself For Just Ordering Garlic Bread After Finding Out Boss Is Covering Pub Lunch — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A young student attempting to survive on Youth Allowance is kicking himself today, after missing his opportunity to live large on…

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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University
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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s great monetary minds has told The Advocate that he thinks it’s a bit rich that…

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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Says Triggering Total Collapse Of Society And Civil War Through Prudent Monetary Policy Are Steps He’s Willing To Take In Order To Keep Downward Pressure On Inflation
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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Says Triggering Total Collapse Of Society And Civil War Through Prudent Monetary Policy Are Steps He’s Willing To Take In Order To Keep Downward Pressure On Inflation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank chief Philip Lowe has revealed the steps he’s willing to take in order to kill the inflation…

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"These Motherfuckers Just Don't Get It" Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe As He Watches Bloke AfterPay A New TV — The Betoota Advocate
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“These Motherfuckers Just Don’t Get It” Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe As He Watches Bloke AfterPay A New TV — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rate boss of Australia Philip Lowe has all but guaranteed another mammoth increase in interest rates today after…

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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The $1.5m In The First Place
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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The $1.5m In The First Place

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Chief Philip Lowe says he’s only playing the hand life’s given him as he struggles to kill…

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"Weak As Piss" Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today — The Betoota Advocate
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“Weak As Piss” Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s nearing the silly season’s peak in Betoota with even the most dedicated workplaces taking to drinking on a…

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Apprentice Painter Called Outside By The Boss To Have A Gyprocker's Breathmint And A Chat — The Betoota Advocate
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Apprentice Painter Called Outside By The Boss To Have A Gyprocker’s Breathmint And A Chat — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In one of the many display homes being built in Betoota Heights, inside one of them today an apprentice…

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Rugby's Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL — The Betoota Advocate
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Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The common rock pigeon tasked with running the entire marketing division of Rugby Australia has assured boss Hamish McLennan…

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