"Hmmm, I Swear We Have Something On," Says Meghan Upon Being Invited To In-Law's Boring Event — The Betoota Advocate
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“Hmmm, I Swear We Have Something On,” Says Meghan Upon Being Invited To In-Law’s Boring Event — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local couple is today discussing how to wriggle their way out of some boring ass family event. Known around the world as…

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Local Girl Who Can’t Be Assed Shaving Her Legs Fends Off Potentially Boring Date By Playing The Gastro Card — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Who Can’t Be Assed Shaving Her Legs Fends Off Potentially Boring Date By Playing The Gastro Card — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is glad to have won back her Friday night after skillfully playing the oldest trick in the book….

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Local Bloke Escapes Clutches of Boring Colleague By Announcing “Mate, I’m Dying for a Piss” — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Escapes Clutches of Boring Colleague By Announcing “Mate, I’m Dying for a Piss” — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a professional with 10+ years experience in corporate life, local accountant Adam Edwards knows how to navigate an office Christmas…

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Frugal Millionaire Is Either Super Boring Or Doesn't Understand That Money Can Buy Fun Things — The Betoota Advocate
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Frugal Millionaire Is Either Super Boring Or Doesn’t Understand That Money Can Buy Fun Things — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Australia’s millionaire club just got bigger, with Andrew Kent (49) joining its ranks after not doing anything fun for…

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Local Woman Realises ‘Knowing Her Worth’ Is Also Really Quite Boring — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Realises ‘Knowing Her Worth’ Is Also Really Quite Boring — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman and dopamine addict has this week came to the conclusion that though knowing your worth is very peaceful, it’s also…

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World’s Most Boring City Wraps Up Their Annual Fairy Light Festival — The Betoota Advocate
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World’s Most Boring City Wraps Up Their Annual Fairy Light Festival — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The city of Sydney has once again proved you don’t need any form of nightlife to have fun, by hosting a…

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