Tag: Boomer
Millennial Homeowner Spends Another Day Dodging Phone Calls From Excited Boomer Journos — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Millennial has had another phone battery drained to shit after wasting another day dodging phone calls from excited boomer journos. The…
Boomer Kindly Offers 1970s Parenting Advice To Mother Of Crying Baby In Packed Economy Flight — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An all-knowing oracle of child-rearing has today personally intervened to stop a baby from crying on a 1 hour flight. This comes as…
Local Senior Asks His Son To Please Stop Calling His Retirement Village A “Boomer Gulag” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the quiet suburb of Betoota Heights, a senior resident of the local retirement village has had enough of…
‘God is EVERYTHING Pride Now?’ Mutters Frustrated Boomer Simply Trying To Watch The News — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke from Beaconsfield has today found himself getting royally pissed off, after failing to outrun the rainbow that seemed hellbent on following…
Fed Square Football Celebrations Banned After Council Receives Noise Complaints From Inner-City Sydney Boomer — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact After years of lockdowns, Melburnian youths could be forgiven for thinking they would once again be allowed to party. With the FIFA World…
Boomer Rants For 12 Minutes About Airport Wait Times To Airport Staff — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local boomer has done one for the culture today by ranting to airport staff about how long he has had to wait,…
Boomer Journo Passes Out From Blood Rushing To Penis After 21-Year-Old Buys A Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney Morning Herald journalist has this morning been rushed to hospital after his neighbour, Valerie Trickett, informed him that her 21 year…
How Millennials Are Killing All The Articles Written About Millennials Killing Things By Literally Killing Boomer Journalists — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After a solid ten years of journalists constructing wanky thought pieces blaming millennials for killing countless industries, traditions and institutions, the gauntlet has…
“We Will Fix Poor Student Behaviour By Employing One Boomer Advisor On A Salary Higher Than My Own” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In light of very poor behaviour from a number of students in New South Wales, the state’s government is…
Rich Boomer Explodes At Qantas Ground Staff Like They Get Paid Enough To Find His Suitcase Full Of Gazman Pants — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some tired old bastard on his way back from Port Douglas was seen blowing up at the Qantas Ground…