Both Christians And Homosexuals Relieved To Not Hear This Bloke's Opinion On Pride Jersey Saga — The Betoota Advocate
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Both Christians And Homosexuals Relieved To Not Hear This Bloke’s Opinion On Pride Jersey Saga — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The catastrophic binfire caused by the Manly Sea Eagles media team’s attempt to be the first NRL club to wear a LGBTI rainbow…

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Local Bloke’s Massage Ruined After Pan-Flute Cover Of Adele Reminds Him Of High School Breakup — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke’s Massage Ruined After Pan-Flute Cover Of Adele Reminds Him Of High School Breakup — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bloke’s attempt at self-care has been ruined this week, thanks to a playlist that reminded him of his toughest…

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England Seriously Underestimating How Long These Blokes Can Hold On For — The Betoota Advocate
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England Seriously Underestimating How Long These Blokes Can Hold On For — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Britain are today kidding themselves if they think that their wildly unpopular Prime Minister will resign in the face of…

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Local Bloke's Opinion Becomes Invalid After Requesting Margherita Pizza For Origin Session — The Betoota Advocate
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local French Quarter man has been laughed out of a room full of his friends today.  The humiliating incident occurred when the…

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Inner City Leftie Accidentally Uses RAT Test Designed For Blokes Who Actually Work For A Living — The Betoota Advocate
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Inner City Leftie Accidentally Uses RAT Test Designed For Blokes Who Actually Work For A Living — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s French Quarter has been offended by a RAT test this morning after it…

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"Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I'll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I'll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn't The First Time I've Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who's Selling Australia Down The River There's A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I'm Done With Them." — The Betoota Advocate
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“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…

Continue Reading “Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate