Bloke Working From Home Takes Third Shower Before Lunch  — The Betoota Advocate
Posted in Uncategorized

Bloke Working From Home Takes Third Shower Before Lunch  — The Betoota Advocate

MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact Nathaniel Hicks (28), a public servant who has worked from home for the last 2 years, has broken new ground by having his…

Continue Reading Bloke Working From Home Takes Third Shower Before Lunch  — The Betoota Advocate
Bloke Employs A Bit Of Wim Hof At The Pub In An Effort To Stop The Goddamn Hiccups — The Betoota Advocate
Posted in Uncategorized

Bloke Employs A Bit Of Wim Hof At The Pub In An Effort To Stop The Goddamn Hiccups — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seasoned grogman of local fame has stolen the show yet again this afternoon down at the Royal Commercial…

Continue Reading Bloke Employs A Bit Of Wim Hof At The Pub In An Effort To Stop The Goddamn Hiccups — The Betoota Advocate
Wonders of Facebook Keeps City Bloke Up To Date With Latest Multi Layered Marketing Scheme Thriving Back In Hometown  — The Betoota Advocate
Posted in Uncategorized

Wonders of Facebook Keeps City Bloke Up To Date With Latest Multi Layered Marketing Scheme Thriving Back In Hometown  — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Brisbane resident is once again praising the services of Facebook this morning, after providing him with breaking news from his hometown….

Continue Reading Wonders of Facebook Keeps City Bloke Up To Date With Latest Multi Layered Marketing Scheme Thriving Back In Hometown  — The Betoota Advocate
Bloke With Rods, Gun Safe And A Post Driver In His Ute Tray Knows Exactly Who He's Voting For — The Betoota Advocate
Posted in Uncategorized

Bloke With Rods, Gun Safe And A Post Driver In His Ute Tray Knows Exactly Who He’s Voting For — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s very rare in a state election that the average voter will be able find a political party that speaks to their exact…

Continue Reading Bloke With Rods, Gun Safe And A Post Driver In His Ute Tray Knows Exactly Who He’s Voting For — The Betoota Advocate
Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
Posted in Uncategorized

Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT At 27 years of age, the fact that local man Zach Kenworth doesn’t have a car or even a valid drivers…

Continue Reading Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
Bloke Whose Crusts Look Like This Told To Just Microwave A Bowl Of Cheese And Eat That Instead — The Betoota Advocate
Posted in Uncategorized

Bloke Whose Crusts Look Like This Told To Just Microwave A Bowl Of Cheese And Eat That Instead — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A fully grown man last night revealed he has the eating habits of a child, much to the shock (and delight) of his…

Continue Reading Bloke Whose Crusts Look Like This Told To Just Microwave A Bowl Of Cheese And Eat That Instead — The Betoota Advocate
Bloke From Newy Allowed 15 Minutes Of Chat Before Telling HIS Joey Johns Story  — The Betoota Advocate
Posted in Uncategorized

Bloke From Newy Allowed 15 Minutes Of Chat Before Telling HIS Joey Johns Story  — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An act of social generosity took place today as a fella from Newcastle was allowed to talk about whatever he wanted for 15…

Continue Reading Bloke From Newy Allowed 15 Minutes Of Chat Before Telling HIS Joey Johns Story  — The Betoota Advocate
Local Bloke Knows Just Enough About Domestic Chore To Know Wife Does It Better — The Betoota Advocate
Posted in Uncategorized

Local Bloke Knows Just Enough About Domestic Chore To Know Wife Does It Better — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a stunning revelation that has left the community reeling, local man Phil Long (40) has admitted that he knows just enough about…

Continue Reading Local Bloke Knows Just Enough About Domestic Chore To Know Wife Does It Better — The Betoota Advocate
‘You Know That Shit’s All Fake Right?’ Says Bloke Who Super Coaches An Imaginary Footy Team
Posted in Uncategorized

‘You Know That Shit’s All Fake Right?’ Says Bloke Who Super Coaches An Imaginary Footy Team

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Like most of the straight blokes in Australia, Betoota Ponds local Dean Gilmore [27] pretends to absolutely HATE MAFs. In fact, it’s virtually…

Continue Reading ‘You Know That Shit’s All Fake Right?’ Says Bloke Who Super Coaches An Imaginary Footy Team
Local Bloke Realises He's Middle Aged After Nodding Along To Some Jazz — The Betoota Advocate
Posted in Uncategorized

Local Bloke Realises He’s Middle Aged After Nodding Along To Some Jazz — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota man Jimmy Granger (39) has learnt that he has officially left his youth behind after catching himself casually nodding along to some…

Continue Reading Local Bloke Realises He’s Middle Aged After Nodding Along To Some Jazz — The Betoota Advocate