Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With 2022 basically two-thirds of the way done, local piss-cutting legend Joel Schmid (38) is giving himself a break from the booze so…

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Local Bloke Deletes ‘Be Real’ App After Copping Too Many Selfies Of His Mates Taking A Shit — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Deletes ‘Be Real’ App After Copping Too Many Selfies Of His Mates Taking A Shit — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who finally caved and downloaded this Be Real app everybody’s been talking about has found himself deleting it just three days…

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Bloke At Gym In Winter Must Have Just Been Dumped Or Something — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke At Gym In Winter Must Have Just Been Dumped Or Something — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Exercise loyalists at a Betoota gym have noticed a fresh face amongst the gym equipment this winter, leading them to the conclusion that…

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Recently Dumped Bloke Would Rather Tear Through Bizarre Hobbies Than Talk About His Feelings — The Betoota Advocate
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Recently Dumped Bloke Would Rather Tear Through Bizarre Hobbies Than Talk About His Feelings — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sitting alone in what used to be an apartment he shared with his partner Steph, local bloke Nathan Fisher [34] finds himself desperately…

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Local Bloke Agrees To Take Part In Nightclub Brawl After Spotting Hectic Older Cousin Up The Back — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Agrees To Take Part In Nightclub Brawl After Spotting Hectic Older Cousin Up The Back — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Patrons were treated to some old fashioned windmilling on the dance floor of one of Betoota’s premiere nightlife venues in the early hours…

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Rather Odd Bloke Turns Out To Just Be A Middle-Class Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate
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Rather Odd Bloke Turns Out To Just Be A Middle-Class Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact A strange young man with the personality of a smacked dog has turned out to just be a typical Kiwi,…

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Bloke Who Once Ate a Jelly Shot From Your Bellybutton In Bangkok Asking For Dry July Donations — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Who Once Ate a Jelly Shot From Your Bellybutton In Bangkok Asking For Dry July Donations — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota man is weighing up his charitability this afternoon, pondering how much money he’s willing to donate to a…

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Bloke Ruins Perfectly Nice Dinner With Introverted Girlfriend By Lying To Waiter About Her Birthday — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Ruins Perfectly Nice Dinner With Introverted Girlfriend By Lying To Waiter About Her Birthday — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today proved to his girlfriend that having an extroverted partner can be a massive pain in the ass sometimes,…

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Bloke Attempting To Use Expired Dine And Discover Voucher Just Going To Dine And Dash Instead — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Attempting To Use Expired Dine And Discover Voucher Just Going To Dine And Dash Instead — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who had been aptly warned that his Dine and Discover vouchers were about to expire, has royally fucked up by getting…

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Bloke Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Let Girlfriend Overhear Chilling Discord Chat — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Let Girlfriend Overhear Chilling Discord Chat — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When Betoota Heights local Nathan Manners first met his girlfriend Jaya, he’d been the perfect gentleman. Sweet good morning texts, dinner dates and…

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