Tag: Bloke
Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With 2022 basically two-thirds of the way done, local piss-cutting legend Joel Schmid (38) is giving himself a break from the booze so…
Local Bloke Deletes ‘Be Real’ App After Copping Too Many Selfies Of His Mates Taking A Shit — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who finally caved and downloaded this Be Real app everybody’s been talking about has found himself deleting it just three days…
Bloke At Gym In Winter Must Have Just Been Dumped Or Something — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Exercise loyalists at a Betoota gym have noticed a fresh face amongst the gym equipment this winter, leading them to the conclusion that…
Recently Dumped Bloke Would Rather Tear Through Bizarre Hobbies Than Talk About His Feelings — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Sitting alone in what used to be an apartment he shared with his partner Steph, local bloke Nathan Fisher [34] finds himself desperately…
Local Bloke Agrees To Take Part In Nightclub Brawl After Spotting Hectic Older Cousin Up The Back — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Patrons were treated to some old fashioned windmilling on the dance floor of one of Betoota’s premiere nightlife venues in the early hours…
Rather Odd Bloke Turns Out To Just Be A Middle-Class Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact A strange young man with the personality of a smacked dog has turned out to just be a typical Kiwi,…
Bloke Who Once Ate a Jelly Shot From Your Bellybutton In Bangkok Asking For Dry July Donations — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota man is weighing up his charitability this afternoon, pondering how much money he’s willing to donate to a…
Bloke Ruins Perfectly Nice Dinner With Introverted Girlfriend By Lying To Waiter About Her Birthday — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today proved to his girlfriend that having an extroverted partner can be a massive pain in the ass sometimes,…
Bloke Attempting To Use Expired Dine And Discover Voucher Just Going To Dine And Dash Instead — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who had been aptly warned that his Dine and Discover vouchers were about to expire, has royally fucked up by getting…
Bloke Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Let Girlfriend Overhear Chilling Discord Chat — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When Betoota Heights local Nathan Manners first met his girlfriend Jaya, he’d been the perfect gentleman. Sweet good morning texts, dinner dates and…
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