Tag: Bloke
Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters…
Local Bloke Watching Yellowstone Wondering If He Could Pull Off Cowboy Boots Without Copping Flak — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney finance worker is pondering if he has what it takes to pull off cowboy boots without looking like an absolute nonce,…
Local Bloke Alerts Followers He’s Back On The Market By Posting Multiple Instagram Stories Of Obscure Fitness Training — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Adam Kingi is back, baby, and he’s more than ready to let everyone know about it – in fact, he’s a firm believer…
Bloke Trying To Culture Himself Before Tokyo Holiday Learns How To Order 5 More Chicken Skewers — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a bloke who has little contact with his immediate family over Christmas, Jarrod Whitney is the type of Aussie that…
Local Bloke Cops Torrential Rinsing From Mates After Returning From Melbourne Flaunting Cute Chino Roll — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke’s attempt to appear more fashionable has blown up in his face this evening, after becoming the punch line…
Local Bloke Suiting Up For Funeral Rocked After Finding Betting Slips And Stripper Cash In Top Jacket Pocket — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local man preparing to attend a funeral has been rocked this morning, after the blunt realisation that his formal attire might bear…
Local Bloke Tastes Sample of Prison Life During Blissful North Coast Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is questioning his own masculinity this morning, after being too scared to take a dump at a set…
Cyber Attack On Red Rooster Sees One Bloke From Cannon Hill Named Greg’s Data Leaked — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Another data breach has hit a well known Australian brand as Red Rooster suffers a cyber attack that has stolen the data of…
Bloke At Dad’s Work Reckons His Mate Actually Had The Trifecta Yesterday — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three has taken time out of his busy day to call all of his three kids – and a…
“Aw You’re Calling Your Nan?” Swoon Work Colleagues Unaware Bloke Is Just Sourcing Some Tips — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has won some cute points this morning, after publicly declaring he’s making an effort to call his grandparents….