Ivan Rocks Up To Panthers Training With Unironed Shirt And Red Wine Breath In An Effort To 'Show A Bit Of Class' Like Kenty — The Betoota Advocate
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Ivan Rocks Up To Panthers Training With Unironed Shirt And Red Wine Breath In An Effort To ‘Show A Bit Of Class’ Like Kenty — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Penrith Panthers have once again been accused of ‘lacking class’ by ultimate authority on what is and isn’t classy. NewsCorp rugby…

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Bloke Employs A Bit Of Wim Hof At The Pub In An Effort To Stop The Goddamn Hiccups — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Employs A Bit Of Wim Hof At The Pub In An Effort To Stop The Goddamn Hiccups — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seasoned grogman of local fame has stolen the show yet again this afternoon down at the Royal Commercial…

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"Geez Bit Hot Out There" Smirks Colleague After Office Man Arrives Dripping Like Mr Darcy — The Betoota Advocate
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“Geez Bit Hot Out There” Smirks Colleague After Office Man Arrives Dripping Like Mr Darcy — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A big sweaty mess has today been forced to swallow a few sledges, after being confronted by a smirking colleague. Rolling into work…

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"This Gay Pride Stuff Is A Bit Over The Top" Says Bloke With A Penthouse Calendar In His Workplace — The Betoota Advocate
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“This Gay Pride Stuff Is A Bit Over The Top” Says Bloke With A Penthouse Calendar In His Workplace — The Betoota Advocate

While the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardis Gras might be Christmas for plenty of people across Australia, for pearl-clutching straight people it is a personal…

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Awkward Straight Guy Gets Into Mardi Gras Spirit With A Bit Of Glitter But Not Too Much Haha — The Betoota Advocate
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Awkward Straight Guy Gets Into Mardi Gras Spirit With A Bit Of Glitter But Not Too Much Haha — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke with a limited range of dance moves is gearing up to celebrate free love this evening, by allowing himself…

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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University
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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s great monetary minds has told The Advocate that he thinks it’s a bit rich that…

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Local Farmer A Little Bit More Shy About Political Views After Reading 'Bulldozed' Over Christmas — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Farmer A Little Bit More Shy About Political Views After Reading ‘Bulldozed’ Over Christmas — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There was once a time where local primary producer, Jamie Jennings (58) took great pleasure in imparting his political wisdom on anyone would…

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Gabba Curators Under Fire For Using A Bit Of The Daintree As A Drop In Pitch — The Betoota Advocate
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Gabba Curators Under Fire For Using A Bit Of The Daintree As A Drop In Pitch — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Gabba curators have refused to apologise for using a section of virgin Daintree rainforest as a drop in…

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Oi Just Shut Up For A Little Bit — The Betoota Advocate
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Oi Just Shut Up For A Little Bit — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The billionaire apartheid prodigy Elon Musk has this week once again reminded the world that trust fund baby entrepreneurs are best seen and…

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Non-Alcoholic Beer Getting A Bit Preachy — The Betoota Advocate
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Non-Alcoholic Beer Getting A Bit Preachy — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a movement that has every Australian grandpa rolling in their graves, non-alcoholic beers have had a bit of a moment in 2022….

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