Local Newlywed Uses Bridesmaid's Birthday As Opportunity For Another Blast Of Bi-Monthly Wedding Throwbacks  — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Newlywed Uses Bridesmaid’s Birthday As Opportunity For Another Blast Of Bi-Monthly Wedding Throwbacks  — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud newlywed has posted a touching birthday tribute this afternoon, as she looks to honour the birthday of her best…

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Selfless Local Dad Says All He Wants For Birthday Is For Everyone To Know He Doesn't Want Anything — The Betoota Advocate
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Selfless Local Dad Says All He Wants For Birthday Is For Everyone To Know He Doesn’t Want Anything — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An umaterialistic and perfectly content Betoota Heights father has used his birthday as an opportunity to make his family realised how humble and…

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Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
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Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate

CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…

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Bloke Buying Mini Vodka Bottles Either Buying Thoughtless Birthday Present Or Restocking Minibar — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Buying Mini Vodka Bottles Either Buying Thoughtless Birthday Present Or Restocking Minibar — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Local staff at a Betoota bottle shop served a mysterious customer today who purchased a couple of mini bottles of vodka and nothing…

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Local Bloke Hides Closet Backstreet Boy Fandom By Buying Girlfriend Tickets for “Birthday Surprise” — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Hides Closet Backstreet Boy Fandom By Buying Girlfriend Tickets for “Birthday Surprise” — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is in shock this evening, after being blindsided by a larger than life birthday present. Walking in the…

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Teenager Gets Long-Awaited Reality Check After Learning Special Birthday Dinner IS The Present — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local teenager has got a real taste of reality, and nana’s roast potatoes, by learning that her special birthday dinner IS the…

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DiCaprio Moves From Use-By To Best-Before, Breaking Up With GF 3 Months After 25th Birthday — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In highly comical but unsurprising news, actor and eco hypocrite Leonardo DiCaprio is reported to have split up with his girlfriend Camilla Morone…

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Bloke Ruins Perfectly Nice Dinner With Introverted Girlfriend By Lying To Waiter About Her Birthday — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Ruins Perfectly Nice Dinner With Introverted Girlfriend By Lying To Waiter About Her Birthday — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today proved to his girlfriend that having an extroverted partner can be a massive pain in the ass sometimes,…

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Local Boyfriend Arrives At Future Mother-In-Law’s Birthday With Blooming Lettuce Bouquet — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Boyfriend Arrives At Future Mother-In-Law’s Birthday With Blooming Lettuce Bouquet — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A favourable boyfriend is firming up his position on the Christmas gift list this afternoon, after treating his future Mother-in-law to…

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