Tag: Big
Local Men’s Rights Activist Psyches Himself Up For A Big Day On The Internet — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the world takes the day to acknowledge the annual March 8th commemoration that International Women’s Day, one local men’s rights activist named…
Red P-Plates On Audi A1 Indicates Daddy’s Probably Not A Big Fan Of Jim Chalmers — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A study has found that a pair of red p-plate slapped onto an Audi A1 has been found to…
Woke Girlfriend Of 3rd Grade Prop Tells The Big Fella That His Coach’s Fat-Shaming Is NOT Okay — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Mutts are dealing with some strong allegations about their culture, after being soft cancelled this week. The foundation club here in…
Teacher On Big Lunch Duty Old Enough For Students To Get Away With Full Blown Tackle Footy — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The boys at Betoota Ponds Sports High have today returned to the classroom from big lunch coated in bloody noses and knee grazes,…
Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact February is the shortest and least favourite month for Australian sporting fans and is a notorious sporting doldrum that…
Big Unit Never Played Footy Growing Up Because He’s From One Of Those Hockey Towns — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A strapping 197 centimetre picture of athletic prowess has today revealed that he’s never being given the opportunity to truck the nut up…
Big Bowl Of Chips Only Thing That Makes Sense To Dad These Days — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT According to local dad Barry McBean (62), he only looked away for a few seconds when the whole world changed around him. “Phones,…
Bigoted Woman Gears Up For Big Day Of Asking “When’s International Women’s Day?” — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An awful little troll has emerged from her dad’s basement today to stir up shit while contributing nothing to the conversation. For today…
“Glory To Ukraine” Mutters Local Big Unit As Boot Camp Instructor Finishes With 50 Russian Twists — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The War In Ukraine has escalated in the last 24 hours, after Polish officials confirmed that they believe a “Russian-made missile” fell on…
Hostie Asks Big Units In Exit Row If They’ve Got What It Takes Cometh The Hour Or Are They Fucken Pussies — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a bigger than average bloke, Betoota Heights-based club physio Matt ‘Mucka’ Marsden (38) understands that he carries certain responsibilities within society. One,…