Local Men's Rights Activist Psyches Himself Up For A Big Day On The Internet — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Men’s Rights Activist Psyches Himself Up For A Big Day On The Internet — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the world takes the day to acknowledge the annual March 8th commemoration that International Women’s Day, one local men’s rights activist named…

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Red P-Plates On Audi A1 Indicates Daddy's Probably Not A Big Fan Of Jim Chalmers — The Betoota Advocate
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Red P-Plates On Audi A1 Indicates Daddy’s Probably Not A Big Fan Of Jim Chalmers — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A study has found that a pair of red p-plate slapped onto an Audi A1 has been found to…

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Woke Girlfriend Of 3rd Grade Prop Tells The Big Fella That His Coach's Fat-Shaming Is NOT Okay — The Betoota Advocate
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Woke Girlfriend Of 3rd Grade Prop Tells The Big Fella That His Coach’s Fat-Shaming Is NOT Okay — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Mutts are dealing with some strong allegations about their culture, after being soft cancelled this week. The foundation club here in…

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Teacher On Big Lunch Duty Old Enough For Students To Get Away With Full Blown Tackle Footy — The Betoota Advocate
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Teacher On Big Lunch Duty Old Enough For Students To Get Away With Full Blown Tackle Footy — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The boys at Betoota Ponds Sports High have today returned to the classroom from big lunch coated in bloody noses and knee grazes,…

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Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums — The Betoota Advocate
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Calls For Big Bash To Be Extended To 647 Games With March Final To Fill February Sporting Doldrums — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact February is the shortest and least favourite month for Australian sporting fans and is a notorious sporting doldrum that…

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Big Unit Never Played Footy Growing Up Because He's From One Of Those Hockey Towns — The Betoota Advocate
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Big Unit Never Played Footy Growing Up Because He’s From One Of Those Hockey Towns — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A strapping 197 centimetre picture of athletic prowess has today revealed that he’s never being given the opportunity to truck the nut up…

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Big Bowl Of Chips Only Thing That Makes Sense To Dad These Days — The Betoota Advocate
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Big Bowl Of Chips Only Thing That Makes Sense To Dad These Days — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT According to local dad Barry McBean (62), he only looked away for a few seconds when the whole world changed around him. “Phones,…

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Bigoted Woman Gears Up For Big Day Of Asking "When's International Women's Day?" — The Betoota Advocate
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Bigoted Woman Gears Up For Big Day Of Asking “When’s International Women’s Day?” — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An awful little troll has emerged from her dad’s basement today to stir up shit while contributing nothing to the conversation. For today…

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"Glory To Ukraine" Mutters Local Big Unit As Boot Camp Instructor Finishes With 50 Russian Twists — The Betoota Advocate
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“Glory To Ukraine” Mutters Local Big Unit As Boot Camp Instructor Finishes With 50 Russian Twists — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The War In Ukraine has escalated in the last 24 hours, after Polish officials confirmed that they believe a “Russian-made missile” fell on…

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Hostie Asks Big Units In Exit Row If They've Got What It Takes Cometh The Hour Or Are They Fucken Pussies — The Betoota Advocate
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Hostie Asks Big Units In Exit Row If They’ve Got What It Takes Cometh The Hour Or Are They Fucken Pussies — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a bigger than average bloke, Betoota Heights-based club physio Matt ‘Mucka’ Marsden (38) understands that he carries certain responsibilities within society. One,…

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