Physics Kids Get One More Jab At Biology Students Before Real Life Begins — The Betoota Advocate
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Physics Kids Get One More Jab At Biology Students Before Real Life Begins — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With year 12 exams finishing around the country, many students are enjoying the twilight of their school years the only way they know…

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Peter Dutton Hits The Victorian Campaign Trail And Begins Door-Knocking In Melbourne's Fitzroy Area — The Betoota Advocate
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Peter Dutton Hits The Victorian Campaign Trail And Begins Door-Knocking In Melbourne’s Fitzroy Area — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Hello, lefties,” said Opposition leader Peter Dutton. “Do you have a minute to talk about the good things that…

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Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone's Behaviour In Lockdown — The Betoota Advocate
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Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone’s Behaviour In Lockdown — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Northside of Melbourne is currently awash with book clubs, lycra cyclist outfits and pottery wheels – as the city’s urban elite come…

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IT Guy At Work Begins Two Week Mourning Period Following Discontinuation Of Lift — The Betoota Advocate
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IT Guy At Work Begins Two Week Mourning Period Following Discontinuation Of Lift — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a black veil continues to hang heavy over the head of monarchists, others are dealing with loss for a whole other reason….

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Local Girl Begins First And Only Attempt At Changing Him By Drafting Her Feelings In Notes App — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Begins First And Only Attempt At Changing Him By Drafting Her Feelings In Notes App — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local girl has today learnt the hard way today, that if you find yourself repeatedly typing out your feelings in the notes…

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ASIO Begins Recruitment For Younger Sisters Who Never Got Caught Borrowing Clothes In High School — The Betoota Advocate
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ASIO Begins Recruitment For Younger Sisters Who Never Got Caught Borrowing Clothes In High School — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) struggles to attract more applicants as there hasn’t been any good spy movies in a while,…

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