Local Woman Sighs As Quick Snoop Through New Bloke's Bathroom Cupboard Reveals Half Empty Olaplex Bottle — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Sighs As Quick Snoop Through New Bloke’s Bathroom Cupboard Reveals Half Empty Olaplex Bottle — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Nat Lindon tries to scrub the makeup off her face using some wads of wet toilet paper, she finds her…

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Local Girls Host Emergency Bathroom Summit To Remind Best Friend If He Wears Vans He’s No Good — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girls Host Emergency Bathroom Summit To Remind Best Friend If He Wears Vans He’s No Good — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT An emergency summit has been called in a Betoota nightclub this evening, as a group of friends attempt to protect their bestie…

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Local Woman On Tampon Run Asserts Dominance By Nunchucking Coworkers On The Way To Bathroom — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman On Tampon Run Asserts Dominance By Nunchucking Coworkers On The Way To Bathroom — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local office worker has decided to take a leaf out of the weird period Tik Tok chick’s book, by trying to break…

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Vape Detector Lasts Roughly Fifteen Minutes After Being Installed In A High School Bathroom — The Betoota Advocate
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Vape Detector Lasts Roughly Fifteen Minutes After Being Installed In A High School Bathroom — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A school’s attempt to thwart vaping has unfortunately been undermined today, which really shouldn’t come as a surprise seeing as teenagers have both…

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‘I Don't Like Labels’ Says Bloke To Woman Who Has An Entire Drawer In His Bathroom — The Betoota Advocate
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‘I Don’t Like Labels’ Says Bloke To Woman Who Has An Entire Drawer In His Bathroom — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who’s all but officially moved into a bloke’s house has had trouble getting the girlfriend label, despite doing everything that one…

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