Student Slumlord Experiences Involuntary Climax From China’s Snap Decision To Ban Online Studies — The Betoota Advocate
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Student Slumlord Experiences Involuntary Climax From China’s Snap Decision To Ban Online Studies — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact In the murky grey areas that exist completely outside of the country’s real estate laws, a slimy student slumlord has for years now…

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Coastie Locals Agree To Let Blow-Ins Enjoy Summer Before Making Council Ban These Fucking Marquees — The Betoota Advocate
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Coastie Locals Agree To Let Blow-Ins Enjoy Summer Before Making Council Ban These Fucking Marquees — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A line has been drawn in the sand today, from the South Coast of NSW all the way up past Noosa in Queensland….

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Thousands Of Perth To Bali Flights Cancelled After Indonesia Implements Ban On Pre-Marital Sex — The Betoota Advocate
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Thousands Of Perth To Bali Flights Cancelled After Indonesia Implements Ban On Pre-Marital Sex — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian’s aviation industry has been hit by a fresh new crisis today, with revelations that a popular flight destination is now essentially off…

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World Cup Hosts Qatar Set To Introduce Last Minute Ban On Post Goal Hugs — The Betoota Advocate
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World Cup Hosts Qatar Set To Introduce Last Minute Ban On Post Goal Hugs — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The failed sports-washing attempt that is the 2022 FIFA World Cup has today reached a new low, with another controversial ban being introduced….

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Labor Party's Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He's Keeping The Bonk Ban — The Betoota Advocate
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Labor Party’s Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He’s Keeping The Bonk Ban — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT There have been wild scenes this morning out of our nation’s capital after the Prime Minister of Australia continued…

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Channel 9 Producers Ban Gus Gould From Comparing Origin To The War In Ukraine During Pre-Game — The Betoota Advocate
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Channel 9 Producers Ban Gus Gould From Comparing Origin To The War In Ukraine During Pre-Game — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people behind the broadcast of State of Origin have today had to draw a line in the sand. With the biggest match…

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