Tag: Bag
Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT At 27 years of age, the fact that local man Zach Kenworth doesn’t have a car or even a valid drivers…
Mum Who Doesn’t Want Judgement From The ‘iPad Baby’ Cops Forced To Carry Giant Bag Of Lego To Cafe — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As any new mum will tell you, nobody’s a better parent than people who don’t have any kids. Or, parents who’ve long forgotten…
Star Casino Agrees To Pay Record $100m Fine With Non-Sequential $20 Bills In A Puma Gym Bag — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The fallout from a damning report into The Star has entered a new chapter today with the Sydney casino…
“Better Turn Them” Says Bloke Who Rocked Up To BBQ With Bag Of Natural Corn Chips And Two Beers — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A well manicured lawn in Betoota’s Flight Path District is reported to have hosted a catastrophic gaffe over the weekend, as a local…
“Qantas Has Ruined My 4-Week Overseas Holiday By Losing My Bag!” Says Out-Of-Touch Yuppie — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sanctimonious leftie from our town’s bohemian French Quarter shared his latest gripe with Qantas this morning on social…
Bag Of Chips And 500G Of Tasty Cheese Loosely Described By Local Student As Mexican Cuisine — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of South Betoota Polytechnic’s finest has today raised a few eyebrows in his university sharehouse. Rolling home from another day of studying…